New Movie Script

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

<Éowyn opens a chest in which lies a sword. She unsheathes it and begins to practice. She swings around and is met by Aragorn, who blocks her parry.>

Aragorn: You have some skill with a blade.

<With a swift move, Éowyn swings her sword and renders Aragorn vulnerable, gaining the upper hand.>

Éowyn: I know, I got ****ed off ages ago that my uncle wasn't letting me fight, so I learnt how to use a sword so I could disguise myself as a Rider...but don't tell Theoden...

Aragorn: Not a word...Ahem, now back to the script...What do you fear, my lady?

Éowyn: Theoden finding out that I've learnt how to use a blade and disguised myself as a rider. His slipper really hurts...

Aragorn: You are a sneaky, deceitful little woman... <He sheaths his knife.> I do not think that would be your fate...and stop staring at me...

<He bows and Éowyn gazes after him as he walks away.>