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Nilpaurion Felagund · 12-11-2003, 02:35 AM

I'll do the next one, too.

Gandalf: Your fingers would remember their old strength better, if they grasped your sword.

*Hama brings him his sword*
*Theoden pulls it from its scabbard, but drops it, right through his stomach*

Théoden: Augh! *dies*

Gandalf: He's down...MEDIC!!!

PJ: Oh...sorry, Ian. We can't afford to hire medics.

Gandalf: But New Line gave you more than a hundred million!

PJ: We spent it mostly on the Elves' hair care.

Gandalf(mumbles to self): Stupid Elves. *turns to PJ* We'll just have to replace him...who do you have there?

PJ: Well...John Noble is here.

Gandalf: Great...

Théoden: I'm OK! I'm not hurt! Nobody panic! It was deliberate!

Gimli: You are full of surprises, Master Horseman, and... *whispers* you stole my line...

Théoden: Whatever. Where were we? Oh, yeah. *glares at Grima*

*Hama and another Rider roll Grima outside*

Grima: Argh! Ow!

*King Théoden follows down the stairs, draws sword*

Grima: I've only ever served you, my lord. *slinks backwards*

Théoden: Your leechcraft would have had me crawling on all fours like a beast!

Grima: Send me not from your side! Or just don't kill me! *whimpers*

*Théoden raises sword*
*Aragorn grabs his hand*

Aragorn: No, my lord! No, my lord. Let him go. Enough blood has been spilt on his account.

Théoden(thinking): Ooooh...manly grasp...

Grima: What do you expect!? I use leeches!

Théoden: Say...you're right!

*Grima scrambles to his feet and runs toward the gates*

Grima(thinking): Good thinking, Master Wormtongue!

Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
->Elenrod

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 11:56 PM January 20, 2004: Message edited by: Nilpaurion Felagund ]

12-11-2003, 02:35 AM	#11
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	I'll do the next one, too. Gandalf: Your fingers would remember their old strength better, if they grasped your sword. Hama brings him his sword Theoden pulls it from its scabbard, but drops it, right through his stomach Théoden: Augh! dies Gandalf: He's down...MEDIC!!! PJ: Oh...sorry, Ian. We can't afford to hire medics. Gandalf: But New Line gave you more than a hundred million! PJ: We spent it mostly on the Elves' hair care. Gandalf(mumbles to self): Stupid Elves. turns to PJ We'll just have to replace him...who do you have there? PJ: Well...John Noble is here. Gandalf: Great... Théoden: I'm OK! I'm not hurt! Nobody panic! It was deliberate! Gimli: You are full of surprises, Master Horseman, and... whispers you stole my line... Théoden: Whatever. Where were we? Oh, yeah. glares at Grima Hama and another Rider roll Grima outside Grima: Argh! Ow! King Théoden follows down the stairs, draws sword Grima: I've only ever served you, my lord. slinks backwards Théoden: Your leechcraft would have had me crawling on all fours like a beast! Grima: Send me not from your side! Or just don't kill me! whimpers Théoden raises sword Aragorn grabs his hand Aragorn: No, my lord! No, my lord. Let him go. Enough blood has been spilt on his account. Théoden(thinking): Ooooh...manly grasp... Grima: What do you expect!? I use leeches! Théoden: Say...you're right! Grima scrambles to his feet and runs toward the gates Grima(thinking): Good thinking, Master Wormtongue! Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] ->Elenrod <font size=1 color=339966>[ 11:56 PM January 20, 2004: Message edited by: Nilpaurion Felagund ] __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...