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Old 09-10-2003, 08:37 PM   #10
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Frodo finally gets to sleep, but he has a nightmare about fangirls and wakes to find Gollum crouching a few feet away from where Sam and himself are sleeping. He is muttering something about his precious.

Gollum: soo bright, so beautifull
Frodo: What did you say?
Gollum: Master must sleep, he needs his rest.
Frodo: Who are you?
Gollum: I am...your father
Frodo: no! Noooooooo
Gollum: oh wait, that's not in the script
Frodo: whew! I don't think I can handle any more surprises like that I'm already scared enough for one day.
Gollum: *ahem* musn't assk usss not hiss buisnesss no *gollum* *gollum*
Frodo: Gandalf told me you were one of... them
Gollum: I'm a little bit country
Frodo: he said your life was a sad story
Smeagol: I'm a little bit rock and roll
Frodo(trying to ignore what Gollum is singing): You were not so very different from a hobbit once, were you... Sméagol?
*it has no effect on him*
Frodo: ... Sméagol!
*dramatic music plays yet it still has no effect*
Frodo: SMEAGOL! *splashes him with water and he wakes up*
Gollum: oh! oh...What did you call me?
Frodo:That was your name once, wasn’t it? A long time ago.


alright that was lame, I'm done for now.
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