New Movie Script

[Meneltarmacil]

How handy. We're on the bridge.

I'm going to change that to the stairs with the big break in them, just so I can have some fun with that.

GANDALF: Ah, now all we have to do is...
RRRRROOOOAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRR!!!!
BOROMIR: What is this new devilry?
GANDALF: A Balrog. This foe is beyond any of you...
ARAGORN: So what should we do?
GANDALF: RUN! Oh, all except Pippin. You stay here.
PIPPIN: HEY!! *runs anyway*
*Legolas and Gandalf jump over the break in the stairs*
*Boromir throws Merry to them, but throws Pippin over the side into the abyss.*
*Somehow Pippin appears on the other side anyway*
GANDALF: *sigh*
*Boromir jumps, then Aragorn tosses Sam*
GIMLI: Nobody tosses a dwarf! EYAAAAAH!
*Legolas catches him by the beard*
GIMLI: AAAH! Not the beard!
LEGOLAS: Fine then. *lets go*
*Gimli manages to pull himself up*
GIMLI: *mutters something nasty about elves*
*Aragorn and Frodo manage to get across*
*the Fellowship comes to the bridge*
BALROG: RRRROOOOOAAAAWWWWRRRR!!!!
GANDALF: You cannot pass!
FRODO: Gandalf!
GANDALF: I am a servant of the secret fire, wielder of the flame of Arnor. Dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udun! Go back to the Shadow. YOU SHALL NOT *slips*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
BALROG: Haha! What an idiot. I'll just fly down and put him out of his misery.
*he swoops down, but finds out that he really DOESN'T have wings. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] *
BALROG: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
GANDALF(from far below): You can't fly, you fool!

[ July 24, 2003: Message edited by: Meneltarmacil ]