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Meneltarmacil · 11-04-2003, 10:04 AM

I just came up with one for the Silmarillion.

(The Ainur show up. Morgoth turns BAD. He gets BEAT UP. But then he comes back. But then he gets BEAT UP again.)

(The Elves show up and a lot of STUFF happens.)

(Morgoth comes BACK! Ungoliant kills the trees! Morgoth steals some big flashy jewel-thingies!)

FEANOR: I want those jewels back!

MANWE: No.

FEANOR: I don't care! I'm going anyway!

(The Noldor leave and a lot of STUFF happens! Some GUY gets his hand bitten off! Some other GUY marries his sister and kills this DRAGON! A lot of other pointless stuff happens!)

EARENDIL: Let's go beat up Morgoth!

MANWE: Ok.

(Morgoth gets BEAT UP again! A lot of other stuff happens, but nobody really cares about that.)

[ November 05, 2003: Message edited by: Meneltarmacil ]

11-04-2003, 10:04 AM	#6
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	I just came up with one for the Silmarillion. (The Ainur show up. Morgoth turns BAD. He gets BEAT UP. But then he comes back. But then he gets BEAT UP again.) (The Elves show up and a lot of STUFF happens.) (Morgoth comes BACK! Ungoliant kills the trees! Morgoth steals some big flashy jewel-thingies!) FEANOR: I want those jewels back! MANWE: No. FEANOR: I don't care! I'm going anyway! (The Noldor leave and a lot of STUFF happens! Some GUY gets his hand bitten off! Some other GUY marries his sister and kills this DRAGON! A lot of other pointless stuff happens!) EARENDIL: Let's go beat up Morgoth! MANWE: Ok. (Morgoth gets BEAT UP again! A lot of other stuff happens, but nobody really cares about that.) [ November 05, 2003: Message edited by: Meneltarmacil ] __________________ I ♣ baby seals.