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[Lily Bombadil]

That'd be scarvie

Actually no. My sister didn't get it from anywhere. She just refers to it as "Scarfie" when she makes up things about Pippin.

Here's something I've been trying to remember to post:

At the council....

Frodo: Well... wait. How should we carry the Ring?
Legolas: I know! We can put it around Gimli's neck!
*The Ring expands and they slip it over Gimli's head. the Ring tightens up*
Legolas: There!
Gimli: *choke, cough* Can't... breathe.....! *gasps, turns blue, & passes out*

Another council idea... (When Elrond runs out of ideas...)
Elrond: Nine companions... So be it. You shall be the.... Ah screw it; just go!

Therefore the book title would be:

The Lord of the Rings: The Ah Screw It Just Go