Middle Earth Therapy Sessions

[The_Hand]

HAHAHAHAH must control.... falling off of chair... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I know I already have had a go at it but you filled me with such inspiration!
It will never be as good but oh well.

Galadriel is sitting very still as if meditating behind her desk. I hard knock on the door makes her fall of her chair and she hurries to get up before the door opens.
Gal: Yes..um... come in (in a high voice)
Elrond walks in: I'm here for my one o'clock mam.
Gal: Yes yes have a seat! (in normal voice)
Elrond: Well this week I have this feeling
Gal: yes....
Elrond: Like I've sent someone to their certain doom...I cry every night.
Gal: AAAAh... the quest will claim his life.
Elrond: Yes that's what you said last week! I've been having bad dreams ever since!
Gal: Yes well... well I only said that because you were teasing me about my ears again...
Elrond: You mean he's not going to die!?
Gal: Well it wasn't very nice of you to say that my ears were... not as pointy as yours!
Elrond: But but... I've been waking up every night and and AAAARRG!! (reallt angry... stomping feet... red pointy ears)
Gal: sorry
Elrond: I sent Glorfindel out to get my dry cleaning a week ago and you tell me he's gonna die trying!
Gal: Well I'm very sensitive about my ears!
Elrond: Oh okey... So what do you think about this ring stuff?
Gal: Oh piece of cake... send a hobbit!
Elrond: Right on... see you next week.

ok not nearly as funny as the last one but I tried I really tried.... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]