Middle Earth Therapy Sessions

[The_Hand]

The Dark Lord Sauron come into the room and lays down on the couch... (how a lidless eye can to this is up to your imagination!)
Frodo is the therapist.
Frodo: So tell me why have you come? (starts picking in between his toes while Sauron isn't looking)
Sauron: We'll I feel like a part of me is gone... I've lost it you see.
Frodo: Hmm yes... Tell me what is it that is lost?
Sauron: My wedding ring! My wife is gonna kill me when she finds out and I just can't make myself go home to face it!
Frodo: (now holding the ring in his hand and gazing at it) Oh really? Well why don't you just get another one just like it?
Sauron: I can't! It was one of a kind! I have to find it!
Frodo: Well that's just not true! I have one see! (shows ring to lidless eye)
Sauron: Oh! I must have it! I'll give you anything for it!
Frodo: Anything?
Sauron: Yes anything!!!!
Frodo: Okey how about a life-time supply of mushrooms?
Sauron: Done! Now give it here!
Frodo: Sure! Here you go! (Frodo is about to give The Ring to Sauron when he drops it into a nearby active vulcano! Sauron curses all mushrooms and the ones who eat them!)
Frodo: Ops... oh well that'll be 500$ for the therapy!!
cursing Sauron...

Oh well I thought that was a little funny.