If you were Eru and wanted to have some fun...

[Elentári_O_Most_Mighty_1]

How hard can it be to melt down a rubber duck?!

I would do a similar thing, ONLY I would turn every hot male Elf into a rum-obsessed, permanently drunk, wildly gesturing, eyeliner-wearing pirate!
With pointy ears.

I would also make all the dwarves turn into snobby, English Navy prisses! Only they'd be two feet tall and have beards! ACK! Even worse! Bleeurgh!

Firstly...no!!!!!!!!!! Although eyeliner-wearing pirates do have something going for them..... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Secondly...SINCE WHEN WERE THE ENGLISH NAVY SNOBBY PRISSES?????????? Not that I'm in the Navy...but they hardly talk like the Queen, do they??? And don't diss beards. [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] Anyone seen Ned Kelly round here? [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]


If I were Eru, I would give Legolas a quiver that never ran out of arrows. Hang on...in the films he already has one!

Hmm, will have to rethink.

Ok, I would make all the pipeweed fail. Honestly, stupid fat hobbits...don't they know that tobacco stunts their growth?????? *Shakes head*

[ October 27, 2003: Message edited by: Elentári_O_Most_Mighty_1 ]