If you were Eru and wanted to have some fun...

[Elróthiel]

Once again!

And when Legolas sails for the west, I'd have his ship hijacked by rum-obsessed pirates and then run recklessly into an iceberg off the coast of Jamaica. The only survivor would be Gimli, who made quite a living searching for Silver and Gold and hunting the Abominable.

I would do a similar thing, ONLY I would turn every hot male Elf into a rum-obsessed, permanently drunk, wildly gesturing, eyeliner-wearing pirate!
With pointy ears. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

I would also make all the dwarves turn into snobby, English Navy prisses! Only they'd be two feet tall and have beards! ACK! Even worse! Bleeurgh!

I would invent cellphones in Middle Earth so that the entire Council of Elrond could take place on the phone!
Or maybe webcams!

Ja ne!
Namárie!
From
Elróthiel, the Insane Elven Goddess of Hilariosity and Laughter!
PS: NIRVANA ROCK!!!