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Oddwen · 10-23-2003, 10:12 AM

If I were Eru...I would make Denethor king of Gondor, so that Boromir and Faramir would have a secure future. Imrahil I would make an insurance salesman, just for the heck of it.

Since Aragorn could not be king, therefore I'd give him a nice little house near a field of goldenrod, such as would aggravate Arwen's allergies. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

I'd give Elrond a gun and tell him to go kick some orken heads in. (And I'd teach him how to laugh, too)

And when Legolas sails for the west, I'd have his ship hijacked by rum-obsessed pirates and then run recklessly into an iceberg off the coast of Jamaica. The only survivor would be Gimli, who made quite a living searching for Silver and Gold and hunting the Abominable. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

10-23-2003, 10:12 AM	#11
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	If I were Eru...I would make Denethor king of Gondor, so that Boromir and Faramir would have a secure future. Imrahil I would make an insurance salesman, just for the heck of it. Since Aragorn could not be king, therefore I'd give him a nice little house near a field of goldenrod, such as would aggravate Arwen's allergies. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] I'd give Elrond a gun and tell him to go kick some orken heads in. (And I'd teach him how to laugh, too) And when Legolas sails for the west, I'd have his ship hijacked by rum-obsessed pirates and then run recklessly into an iceberg off the coast of Jamaica. The only survivor would be Gimli, who made quite a living searching for Silver and Gold and hunting the Abominable. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door