If one of the hobbits came to your door what would you do? - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Fíriel of Ao Tea Roa · 12-22-2003, 04:40 AM

Well, let´s extend the subject to include the whole bunch:

Hobbit: I would run to hide all my food

Elf: I would run to hide all my toiletries

Ranger: I would stand in front of all animals, and friends, in reach - for security reasons (who knows what exactly those trigger-happy men go for)

Nazgûl: Slam the door shut. Probably yell some obsceneties, too. Then run around the house and whack them from behind

Uruk-Hai: Whack them over the head straight away, they tend to be a bit slow..

And:

Wizards: Remember not to accept any inscribed jewellery

Ent: Remember NOT to offer any tea

PJ: Remember to take his red shirt ransom until he changes movie-Faramir back to book-Faramir for the ultimate edition

12-22-2003, 04:40 AM	#32
Fíriel of Ao Tea Roa Pile O'Bones Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Ao Tea Roa Posts: 20	Well, let´s extend the subject to include the whole bunch: Hobbit: I would run to hide all my food Elf: I would run to hide all my toiletries Ranger: I would stand in front of all animals, and friends, in reach - for security reasons (who knows what exactly those trigger-happy men go for) Nazgûl: Slam the door shut. Probably yell some obsceneties, too. Then run around the house and whack them from behind Uruk-Hai: Whack them over the head straight away, they tend to be a bit slow.. And: Wizards: Remember not to accept any inscribed jewellery Ent: Remember NOT to offer any tea PJ: Remember to take his red shirt ransom until he changes movie-Faramir back to book-Faramir for the ultimate edition __________________ Ú i vethed nâ i onnad.