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Feared Half-Elf · 05-19-2003, 12:20 PM

Has anyone actually thought that there are Legolas fans out there, and some are deeply offended by him in a pink tutu?
(Very funny though!)

Balin999 · 05-19-2003, 02:17 PM

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Can't fault your logic there, Balin.

Well, all I wanted to say was that such people are stealing the precious time of themselves and the readers of their posts [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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Has anyone actually thought that there are Legolas fans out there, and some are deeply offended by him in a pink tutu?

If something (be it book, movie, band,....) has a great success, it also has many fans, for example our beloved (werch) Orli. But there are also many people who dislike such successful people, that's why they start making fun of them.
If it wasn't that Orli-tutu, I'd say that the fans are mature enough to laugh about it and then forget it, but since there are so many *Orliiiiiiii* fans (you know what I mean), I doubt that they will forget about it and that there will be serious protests sooner or later. *sigh*
Personally, I think the picture is great hehehe.

Catherine · 05-19-2003, 06:24 PM

I love orli and I am not offened by it, its your opinion and its actually funny. U know U always have to laugh at the things or people u like otherwise its not fun.

GaladrieloftheOlden · 05-19-2003, 06:33 PM

After an unsucessful flirting experience with Gimli, Legolas decided to try it another way [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

I hate slash, really, that just came into my head out of nowhere. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

~Menelien

[ May 19, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

GaladrieloftheOlden · 05-19-2003, 07:44 PM

And... this photo was on Ninecompanions with the caption of "No, but your head does." [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

~Menelien

Thorin Oakenshield · 05-20-2003, 06:10 AM

yes i agree with Catherine. Its not that I hate legolas, its just that its not an everyday thing that you see him in a tu-tu.... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Airehiriel · 05-20-2003, 09:49 AM

Alright, my loves. New picture!

Bilbo: Dear Diary,
Today I ate a muffin. I love that muffin. It was tasty and wonderful. I wish a could have a muffin all the time. Aragorn says muffins are for sissies. I will kill him.

Arafangwen · 05-20-2003, 03:25 PM

Bilbo: What's wrong with me?! Why can't I read?!

Nearby stranger: I wounder if I should tell him his eyes are closed, nah!

Thorin Oakenshield · 05-20-2003, 04:00 PM

Bilbo: hmmmm toxic tacos...... sounds good, but what are they:
1. rubber
2. Gasoline
3. Tar
Sounds great [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Elennar Starfire · 05-20-2003, 04:01 PM

Where did this picture come from???
Who took this??

Yavanna228 · 05-20-2003, 04:09 PM

Bilbo: 'Oh, the Fifth Symphony!'
*duh duh duh DUH duh duh duh DUH*

(Sorry, in this picture, Bilbo just reminds me of Beethoven [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] )

Alatariel Telemnar · 05-20-2003, 04:21 PM

The next day...

Dear Diary, Today I had another tasty muffin. This one had chocolate chips in it. I wish I had another muffin just like that one. I love muffins. Muffins are good... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

[ May 20, 2003: Message edited by: Alatariel Telemnar ]

ElenCala Isil · 05-20-2003, 04:25 PM

Ohh, what's this, Frodo added to the book already? Let's see what it says!
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Uncle, you're old,
have another muffin!"

Hmm, not sure whether this is an insult or not.. well in any case, I think I will have another muffin. *grabs muffin*

Catherine · 05-20-2003, 05:21 PM

Hum...I think I have developed a twitch.

Alatariel Telemnar · 05-20-2003, 05:27 PM

Arafangwen · 05-20-2003, 05:30 PM

Gandalf: Hey Elrond! I bet I can smile better than you can! Cheese!

Airehiriel · 05-21-2003, 10:01 AM

Gandalf thinks to self: Wow, I do cut quite a dashing figure, don't I?

GaladrieloftheOlden · 05-21-2003, 10:11 AM

Gandalf: Maybe smiling at that orc with the axe and ignoring the searing the pain in my cut up legs will wo- *chop*

~Menelien

[ May 21, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

Elennar Starfire · 05-21-2003, 05:27 PM

"Frodo, you take that ring off right now!!!"

Holbytlass · 05-21-2003, 05:51 PM

Good Eru, Bilbo, put that d*mn muffin down!!

Tinuviel the Nightingale · 05-22-2003, 06:15 AM

Bilbo Pic: "Frodo's.... diary... too... boring... can't... stay... awa-*head drops onto chest and a long string of drool leaks out*.

Gandalf Pic: The REAL reason Helm's Deep was one was Gandalf's scary snarl! Graarrr!

[ May 22, 2003: Message edited by: Tinuviel the Nightingale ]

Meela · 05-22-2003, 06:59 AM

Gandalf: I wonder if Legolas will notice I've copied his hairstyle...

Maegaladiel · 05-22-2003, 12:16 PM

GANDALF- Come ON, already! Take the picture!
RANDOM ELF- Just a minute. I'm adjusting for light. Oop, hold on... Maybe I should get this one on an angle....
GANDALF-*through clenched teeth* Take...the #%*&^%$... picture!!!!!

Alatariel Telemnar · 05-22-2003, 05:24 PM

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Alatariel Telemnar · 05-22-2003, 05:26 PM

Elrond: Thank you for this lovely home. The scrumpsious muffins. The...... Amen!

Arwen: Amen to Eru!

[ May 22, 2003: Message edited by: Alatariel Telemnar ]

GaladrieloftheOlden · 05-22-2003, 05:32 PM

Arwen: *does Elrond's nails* So, what color what you like them today, daddy?

~Menelien

Alatariel Telemnar · 05-22-2003, 05:40 PM

Im sorry, but I couldn't resist. Minas Tirith.....

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 05-22-2003, 07:20 PM

... I won't even say what I first thought of the Arwen-Elrond one. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

For the latest:

"The citizens of Minas Tirith were thrown into panic today when Sauron unleashed his new attack on them all: giant hairy legs. More news at elve--er... elEven."

**The Saucepan Man** · 05-22-2003, 07:30 PM

The seige of Minas Tirith takes an unexpected turn ...

GaladrieloftheOlden · 05-22-2003, 07:43 PM

The truth about Minas Tirith... the city of the Midgets' Guard.

~Menelien

Arwen_Evenstar · 05-23-2003, 05:10 AM

Can I post a pic? This wil be my first time ever:

Forgive me if this has been on before, but everytime I see it, I burst out laughing.... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
My caption? The ever popular:
'Where will you be when your laxative starts working?'

Enjoy!!!
~nat~

Anything but Arwen · 05-23-2003, 06:56 AM

about the arwen picture:

Arwen: Daddy, your nails are awful! Get a file!

OR...

Arwen ~ The Tie fondler in action....

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Dont ask. As for Frodo...

Frodo: NO BILBO! NOT MY CHOCOLATE MUFFINS!

And ad for Minas Tirith...

Wayne's Shrink-ray is found by Sauron...

Sauron: Honey! I shrunk the city!

[ May 23, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ]

[ May 23, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ]

Himaran · 05-23-2003, 12:10 PM

For Minas Tirith:

Finally, this new interactive middle-earth video series shows the "Mysterys of Middle Earth:"

Tonights special, The Crafters OF Minas Tirith. Long thought to be the Men of the West, the true story will soon unfold. Stay Tuned!

Himaran · 05-23-2003, 12:11 PM

For Frodo:

Frodo's reaction, upon seeing the Hobbit Lass whom Bilbo had arranged for him to marry years before, was nothing short of terror.

Oddwen · 05-23-2003, 05:10 PM

For the Elrond/Arwen one...
"Patty cake, patty cake, bakers man. Bake me a cake as fast as you can. Roll it, and pat it, and mark it with an "A", and put it in the oven for Arwen and me!"

Or...

No Daddy, left foot, then right foot. Don't worry Daddy, you'll be the waltzing fool in no time!

Himaran · 05-23-2003, 05:24 PM

Elrond & Arwen:

Elrond, after a long day of holding his baby daughter Arwen's hand:

"Dang, its stuck."

Tinuviel the Nightingale · 05-24-2003, 07:51 AM

After taking a look in a mirror, Frodo sees what a week without sleep can do to you.

Eruanna · 05-25-2003, 04:09 PM

The Elrond / Arwen picture:

Elrond: I see a tall, dark stranger....

Arwen: Never mind him......will I win the lottery?

Naurwen_of_Lothlorien · 05-25-2003, 04:15 PM

For the Frodo one...

Frodo thought he had finally escaped the fangirls when he set out on his rowing boat...but his smile soon turned to a look of sheer terror as he watched them bring out their speedboats...

GaladrieloftheOlden · 05-25-2003, 04:22 PM

Frodo: Agent Smith! Noooo...
(Elrond: I have been waiting for you, Mr. Andersen...)

Quote:

Sauron: Honey! I shrunk the city!

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

~Menelien

05-19-2003, 12:20 PM	#1721
Feared Half-Elf Wight Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Up a tree. Posts: 213	Has anyone actually thought that there are Legolas fans out there, and some are deeply offended by him in a pink tutu? (Very funny though!) __________________ "You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh leans sideways" Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

05-19-2003, 06:24 PM	#1723
Catherine Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 297	I love orli and I am not offened by it, its your opinion and its actually funny. U know U always have to laugh at the things or people u like otherwise its not fun. __________________ ~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~

05-19-2003, 06:33 PM	#1724
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	After an unsucessful flirting experience with Gimli, Legolas decided to try it another way [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] I hate slash, really, that just came into my head out of nowhere. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] ~Menelien [ May 19, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ] __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."

05-19-2003, 07:44 PM	#1725
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	And... this photo was on Ninecompanions with the caption of "No, but your head does." [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] ~Menelien __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."

05-20-2003, 06:10 AM	#1726
Thorin Oakenshield Animated Skeleton Join Date: May 2003 Location: Frisco TX Posts: 43	yes i agree with Catherine. Its not that I hate legolas, its just that its not an everyday thing that you see him in a tu-tu.... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.

05-20-2003, 09:49 AM	#1727
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	Alright, my loves. New picture! Bilbo: Dear Diary, Today I ate a muffin. I love that muffin. It was tasty and wonderful. I wish a could have a muffin all the time. Aragorn says muffins are for sissies. I will kill him. __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

05-20-2003, 03:25 PM	#1728
Arafangwen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: WtR: 413 miles/Floating happily across the floor in the arms of The Phantom..... Posts: 361	Bilbo: What's wrong with me?! Why can't I read?! Nearby stranger: I wounder if I should tell him his eyes are closed, nah! __________________ i indo ye vanya mi amaurëa cálë~LúcëwenElerínaEruiel Soooo..... I'm still doing the wave, anyone else? Anyone? Yeah!! Hmmm... What is that?

05-20-2003, 04:00 PM	#1729
Thorin Oakenshield Animated Skeleton Join Date: May 2003 Location: Frisco TX Posts: 43	Bilbo: hmmmm toxic tacos...... sounds good, but what are they: 1. rubber 2. Gasoline 3. Tar Sounds great [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.

05-20-2003, 04:01 PM	#1730
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	Where did this picture come from??? Who took this?? __________________ Don't let me die!

05-20-2003, 04:09 PM	#1731
Yavanna228 Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: on the wings of the morning Posts: 394	Bilbo: 'Oh, the Fifth Symphony!' duh duh duh DUH duh duh duh DUH (Sorry, in this picture, Bilbo just reminds me of Beethoven [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] ) __________________ 'Dulaman na Binne Bui, Dulaman Gaelach/ Dulaman na farraige, 's e b'fhearr a bhi in Eirinn!'

05-20-2003, 04:21 PM	#1732
Alatariel Telemnar Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: watching the ants closing in Posts: 292	The next day... Dear Diary, Today I had another tasty muffin. This one had chocolate chips in it. I wish I had another muffin just like that one. I love muffins. Muffins are good... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [ May 20, 2003: Message edited by: Alatariel Telemnar ] __________________ -Ever wonder whats beyond those trees? -More trees. 'Poor ye. Ye're tied to someone who's been photographed trying to shave their hand... My condolences.'

05-20-2003, 04:25 PM	#1733
ElenCala Isil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere Else Posts: 439	Ohh, what's this, Frodo added to the book already? Let's see what it says! "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Uncle, you're old, have another muffin!" Hmm, not sure whether this is an insult or not.. well in any case, I think I will have another muffin. grabs muffin __________________ Prevent Merry-abuse today! Join the S.A.M. (That's the Save-A-Merry foundation) Rivendell brought to you by the long lost sister of the guy who be short.

05-20-2003, 05:21 PM	#1734
Catherine Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 297	Hum...I think I have developed a twitch. __________________ ~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~

05-20-2003, 05:27 PM	#1735
Alatariel Telemnar Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: watching the ants closing in Posts: 292	__________________ -Ever wonder whats beyond those trees? -More trees. 'Poor ye. Ye're tied to someone who's been photographed trying to shave their hand... My condolences.'

05-20-2003, 05:30 PM	#1736
Arafangwen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: WtR: 413 miles/Floating happily across the floor in the arms of The Phantom..... Posts: 361	Gandalf: Hey Elrond! I bet I can smile better than you can! Cheese! __________________ i indo ye vanya mi amaurëa cálë~LúcëwenElerínaEruiel Soooo..... I'm still doing the wave, anyone else? Anyone? Yeah!! Hmmm... What is that?

05-21-2003, 10:01 AM	#1737
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	Gandalf thinks to self: Wow, I do cut quite a dashing figure, don't I? __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

05-21-2003, 10:11 AM	#1738
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	Gandalf: Maybe smiling at that orc with the axe and ignoring the searing the pain in my cut up legs will wo- chop ~Menelien [ May 21, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ] __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."

05-21-2003, 05:27 PM	#1739
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	"Frodo, you take that ring off right now!!!" __________________ Don't let me die!

05-21-2003, 05:51 PM	#1740
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Good Eru, Bilbo, put that d*mn muffin down!! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

05-22-2003, 06:15 AM	#1741
Tinuviel the Nightingale Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Splashing around in Galadriel's Mirror Posts: 299	Bilbo Pic: "Frodo's.... diary... too... boring... can't... stay... awa-head drops onto chest and a long string of drool leaks out. Gandalf Pic: The REAL reason Helm's Deep was one was Gandalf's scary snarl! Graarrr! [ May 22, 2003: Message edited by: Tinuviel the Nightingale ] __________________ I am no longer Saruman the White... I am Saruman THE BRINGER OF ALL THINGS FLUFFY AND SPECIAL! Join Legends of Middle Earth!

05-22-2003, 06:59 AM	#1742
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Gandalf: I wonder if Legolas will notice I've copied his hairstyle... __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

05-22-2003, 12:16 PM	#1743
Maegaladiel Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Around and About Posts: 82	GANDALF- Come ON, already! Take the picture! RANDOM ELF- Just a minute. I'm adjusting for light. Oop, hold on... Maybe I should get this one on an angle.... GANDALF-through clenched teeth Take...the #%*&^%$... picture!!!!! __________________ OK, which one of you wise guys bought Denethor a flame thrower?!? I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly, I can tell a hawk from a handsaw. GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!

05-22-2003, 05:24 PM	#1744
Alatariel Telemnar Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: watching the ants closing in Posts: 292	[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ -Ever wonder whats beyond those trees? -More trees. 'Poor ye. Ye're tied to someone who's been photographed trying to shave their hand... My condolences.'

05-22-2003, 05:26 PM	#1745
Alatariel Telemnar Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: watching the ants closing in Posts: 292	Elrond: Thank you for this lovely home. The scrumpsious muffins. The...... Amen! Arwen: Amen to Eru! [ May 22, 2003: Message edited by: Alatariel Telemnar ] __________________ -Ever wonder whats beyond those trees? -More trees. 'Poor ye. Ye're tied to someone who's been photographed trying to shave their hand... My condolences.'

05-22-2003, 05:32 PM	#1746
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	Arwen: does Elrond's nails So, what color what you like them today, daddy? ~Menelien __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."

05-22-2003, 05:40 PM	#1747
Alatariel Telemnar Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: watching the ants closing in Posts: 292	Im sorry, but I couldn't resist. Minas Tirith..... __________________ -Ever wonder whats beyond those trees? -More trees. 'Poor ye. Ye're tied to someone who's been photographed trying to shave their hand... My condolences.'

05-22-2003, 07:20 PM	#1748
Rynoah, the Overly-Happy Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 474	... I won't even say what I first thought of the Arwen-Elrond one. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] For the latest: "The citizens of Minas Tirith were thrown into panic today when Sauron unleashed his new attack on them all: giant hairy legs. More news at elve--er... elEven." __________________ Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!

05-22-2003, 07:30 PM	#1749
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	The seige of Minas Tirith takes an unexpected turn ... __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

05-22-2003, 07:43 PM	#1750
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	The truth about Minas Tirith... the city of the Midgets' Guard. ~Menelien __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."

05-23-2003, 05:10 AM	#1751
Arwen_Evenstar Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 206	Can I post a pic? This wil be my first time ever: Forgive me if this has been on before, but everytime I see it, I burst out laughing.... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] My caption? The ever popular: 'Where will you be when your laxative starts working?' Enjoy!!! ~nat~ __________________ 'I am Agarwaen, Son of Úmarth...'-Túrin Turambar. Arwen_Evenstar

05-23-2003, 06:56 AM	#1752
Anything but Arwen Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world. Its OK, they know me here. Posts: 230	about the arwen picture: Arwen: Daddy, your nails are awful! Get a file! OR... Arwen ~ The Tie fondler in action.... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Dont ask. As for Frodo... Frodo: NO BILBO! NOT MY CHOCOLATE MUFFINS! And ad for Minas Tirith... Wayne's Shrink-ray is found by Sauron... Sauron: Honey! I shrunk the city! [ May 23, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ] [ May 23, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ] __________________ The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits! (Dontchya just love my avatar? I got a "Tickle Me Boromir" one too...

05-23-2003, 12:10 PM	#1753
Himaran Ash of Orodruin Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thangorodrim Posts: 777	For Minas Tirith: Finally, this new interactive middle-earth video series shows the "Mysterys of Middle Earth:" Tonights special, The Crafters OF Minas Tirith. Long thought to be the Men of the West, the true story will soon unfold. Stay Tuned!

05-23-2003, 12:11 PM	#1754
Himaran Ash of Orodruin Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thangorodrim Posts: 777	For Frodo: Frodo's reaction, upon seeing the Hobbit Lass whom Bilbo had arranged for him to marry years before, was nothing short of terror.

05-23-2003, 05:10 PM	#1755
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	For the Elrond/Arwen one... "Patty cake, patty cake, bakers man. Bake me a cake as fast as you can. Roll it, and pat it, and mark it with an "A", and put it in the oven for Arwen and me!" Or... No Daddy, left foot, then right foot. Don't worry Daddy, you'll be the waltzing fool in no time! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

05-23-2003, 05:24 PM	#1756
Himaran Ash of Orodruin Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thangorodrim Posts: 777	Elrond & Arwen: Elrond, after a long day of holding his baby daughter Arwen's hand: "Dang, its stuck."