101 Things Barrow-Downers Would Never Post

[Lush]

It's because I'm a Supremely Energetic Xenophile, Interested in Extensive Resting.

What a grand way to live! You hardly need any advice from a hag like myself, except a reminder that I am, in turn, Nice, Articulate, Understanding, Generous, Hardy, Tardy, and Intellectually Entrenched in the Right. You couldn't find a more hard-core right-winger than I if you turned the entire state of Alabama upside down.

But back to the topic:

Rimbaud: "If Arthur Rimbaud were alive today, he'd shop at the GAP."

Squatter: "I'll do anything to please anyone."

Legolas: "Orlando rox da house indeed!"