LET'S DO INTERVIEWS!!!

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Sorry, couldn't come up with good interview material. On with our little chat:

So, then, what is the reason you went along with the Fellowship?

To protect the Ring. No one can protect it better than Gondor!

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... okay, I did want to take the Ring to Gondor so we could use it against Sauron, but that's understandable, isn't it?

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... All right, ALL RIGHT! I wanted to go sledding on Caradhras!

Ahhh. I knew you had a bit of a sledder in you. Anyway, what other hobbies do you happen to have?

... *cringe* yodelling and... *flinch* disco.

*screams of "Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King!" are heard in the background*

You're not proud of those hobbies? They're good ones, you know.

I could be doing better things with my time.

Then what draws you to yodelling and disco?

I'm not sure. It's just the way it works the physique, I guess. I have superior throat muscles.

I'm sure. What would you rather do with your time?

Building a small-scale city entirely out of rocks!

... ohhh-kay, let's take a break now...