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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Imladris
Posts: 288
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*"Oooh! Aaaah! Well I never! Tch, tch, tch."*
Roflmao!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I've got another group of them here: Theoden at Helm’s Deep: What do we do? Aragorn: Well, surrounding them's out. Rambo III Aragorn: Who are you? Lurtz: Your worst nightmare. Rambo III Frodo: All that hate'll burn you up. Gollum: Keeps me warm. Red Dawn Hama: You leave your weapons with those guys over there. Aragorn: No way. A ranger never relinquishes his sword. (The gang all point their swords at him.) Here you go. Red Heat Aragorn: A real man admits his fears. That's what I'm asking you to do here tonight. Who wants to go first? Frodo: I'm afraid of spiders, Coach. The Replacements Frodo: We're the good guys. Why are we running? Aragorn: We're not running. We're eluding. Rising Sun Frodo to Boromir: No man controls my destiny. Especially not one who attacks downwind and reeks of garlic. Robin Hood Prince of Thieves Gandalf to Elrond: Well, I'm one of those fortunate people who like my job, sir. Got my first magic set when I was seven, blew my eyebrows off, we never saw the cat again, been into it ever since. The Rock Aragorn: Have you ever been in a combat situation? Frodo: Define combat, sir. Aragorn: Leggy... Legolas: An incursion overland to unmake an invincible ring pursued by an elite team of Uruk-Hai carrying 15 guided rockets armed with VX poison gas. Frodo: Oh. In that case; no, sir. The Rock Sauron (donning headgear): How do I look? Mouth Of Sauron: Like a hood ornament. The Rocketeer Elrond: And crawling on this planet's face, some insects called the human race. The Rocky Horror Picture Show Aragorn: What have you done to Frodo?! Boromir: Nothing. Why, do you think I should? The Rocky Horror Picture Show Gandalf (describing Gollum): Picture a hobbit who took a nose dive from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Saving Private Ryan Aragorn: Shorty, if you go to class once in a while you would learn. Pippin: I do go to class. Aragorn: Shorty, lunch is not a class. Pippin: It is if you got the munchies. Scary Movie Aragorn on seeing Balrog: I don't know about you, but I am planning to scream and run. Short Circuit Gandalf: Oh, you're a girl Balrog! Shrek Gandalf to Pippin in Moria: What you are doing is the opposite of help! Shrek Elrond: Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice…I am willing to make. Shrek Legolas re Aragorn: You're looking at a legend. Boromir: I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot a like. Smokey and The Bandit Sam in Mordor: Water... water... Frodo: Room service... room service... Spaceballs Boromir: There will come a time, boy, when you'll wish you never met me. Frodo: Mister, I'm already there. Speed Gandalf whispering to Company at mountain: Saruman can see you....that's how he knows what we're doing.... Speed Sam: I'm such a yokel. There. I said it. Speed
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