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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Plains of Rohan
Posts: 38
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LotR/Princess Bride:
Miracle Max takes a look at Boromir. "This man is completely dead. I see you have already taken his gauntlets. There's only one more thing you can do." Aragorn: "What is that?" Max: "Go through his pockets and look for loose change." Later, Sam pounds on Miracle Max's door with Frodo's limp body. Max: "Why would you want to get help from a man stinking Sauron fired? I might kill whoever you want me to magick." Sam: "He's already dead." Max: "In that case, I'll take a look." Looks at Frodo. Max: "He's only mostly dead. Mostly dead is partly alive." Inserts bellows into Frodo's mouth. Max: "Hey, you! What's so important it's worth living for?" Frodo (groaning sort of voice): "Theee Riiinngg." Sam (eager to cover it up): "Listen! He has a wife and three children. They will all starve to death if he doesn't go back to them." Max: "Boy, are you a rotten liar." Sam (giving up): "Alright! He has the One Ring that Sauron wants, and he has to take it to Mordor and destroy it!" Max (looking at him sharply): "If he lives, Sauron suffers?" Sam: "Humiliations gallore." Max: "It's a deal."
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