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Old 12-24-2003, 01:53 PM   #10
Elennar Starfire
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Gimli has just confessed to Legolas that he has fallen in love with Galadriel.

Legolas: You think you have a chance with her? You're short and hairy. Besides, she's married. *starts to walk away, then turns back* If she kisses you, I'll make you a prince.

Gimli: Really?

Legolas: Prince of the Land of Stench.

Later...

Galadriel: *tries to kiss Gimli on the cheek*

Gimli: *tries to get away*

Galadriel: *kisses him*

Gimli: NOOOOOO!!!

A hole opens in the ground under Gimli, and he slides down a tunnel to The Bog Of Eternal Stench.

(From Labyrinth)
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