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Senseless Skwerl · 04-22-2003, 07:00 PM

home-ec teacher to a class of hobbits (beware there!)
teacher: now class, you take the dough, and kneed it-
sam- NO!! i told you already, add more milk first, THEN kneed the dough!!
pippin- and don't forget the mushrooms!!
teacher- pippin, we're making tea biscuits.
pippin- exactly! mushrooms, tea biscuits, it's a done deal!
teacher-.... i'm gonna retire now...

04-22-2003, 07:00 PM	#1
Senseless Skwerl Pile O'Bones Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: 405miles :) Posts: 21	home-ec teacher to a class of hobbits (beware there!) teacher: now class, you take the dough, and kneed it- sam- NO!! i told you already, add more milk first, THEN kneed the dough!! pippin- and don't forget the mushrooms!! teacher- pippin, we're making tea biscuits. pippin- exactly! mushrooms, tea biscuits, it's a done deal! teacher-.... i'm gonna retire now... __________________ One Never Knows, Do One? everybody wants, and everybody needs, everybody begs for self esteem...