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Old 03-28-2003, 11:51 AM   #11
Airehiriel
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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Airehiriel has just left Hobbiton.
Silmaril

Announcer: Yes everybody, it is once again time for 'The Adventures of Merry and Pippin'! In this episode everybodies favorite hobbits are in seach of girlfriends.


Merry: We are two good lookin' hobbits.


Pippin: We are?
Merry: Shut up! Of course we are!

* First attempt, Rohan*


Merry: Hey baby, wanna be our girlfriend?
Pippin: Yeah, we're two good lookin' hobbits!


Are you kidding?! You've got to be kidding. You're shorter then my children!


Freya: Mommy! The short men are scaring me!
The mom: shhh Freya, don't you worry, mommy will send these bad men away!


Mom: Go on now, I don't want you to see mommy drop kicking these men.
Boy: We'll go, but if you ever talk to our mom again your dead!


*dropping to the ground at her feet*
Merry: We're sorry, ma'am! Please don't hurt us!
Pippin: Yes, please don't drop kick us!


Merry and Pippin run away as they are told. They don't stop until they are hidden in a forest.
Merry: I think we're safe now.
Pippin: I hope so, she was scary!

Tune in next time as Merry and Pippin attempt to find love on: 'The Adventures of Merry and Pippin!'
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