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GaladrieloftheOlden · 03-20-2003, 01:06 PM

Legolas:
A red sun rises. Blood has been spilled this night.

[The sound of horses comes to their ears. Aragorn quickly gets them to hide behind some boulders. A large group of horse-men appears, galloping quickly with their banners flying. Aragorn comes out of hiding as they pass, followed by Legolas and Gimli.]
Aragorn:
Riders of Rohan! What news from the Mark?

[At a signal from Eomer at the lead, the riders make a quick turn and head towards them, surrounding them in an ever-tightening circle. As they stop, they point their long umbrellas menacingly at them.]
Eomer:
What business does an elf, a man, and a dwarf have in the Riddermark? Speak quickly!
Gimli:
Give me your name, horsemaster, and I shall give you my grandfather's.
Eomer:
[He dismounts his horse, and steps towards Gimli.]
I would chop off your head wth my deadly umbrella, Dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground.

[Legolas, in a lightning fast move, points an arrow at Eomer.]
Legolas:
You would die before your pants fell! (Errrm...sorry. That was a Lord of the Pants reference.)

[The riders all point their spears closer to the travelers. Aragorn pushes down Legolas’ arm.]
Aragorn:
I'm Aragorn, son of Ara-horn. This is Gimli, son of Gloin, son of Groin *waits for sniggers to pass*, and Legolas, from the Woodland realm. *improvizing* Uhhh...we are friends of Rohan and of....I'm real bad with names, sorry...uhh.....its King.
Eomer:
Thйoden no longer recognizes friend from foe.
[He takes helmet off.]
Not even his own boyf...er, kin.

Yes, I had to type that, yes, I know it's perverted, no, I don't particularly want to delete it. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

[ March 20, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

03-20-2003, 01:06 PM	#11
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	Legolas: A red sun rises. Blood has been spilled this night. [The sound of horses comes to their ears. Aragorn quickly gets them to hide behind some boulders. A large group of horse-men appears, galloping quickly with their banners flying. Aragorn comes out of hiding as they pass, followed by Legolas and Gimli.] Aragorn: Riders of Rohan! What news from the Mark? [At a signal from Eomer at the lead, the riders make a quick turn and head towards them, surrounding them in an ever-tightening circle. As they stop, they point their long umbrellas menacingly at them.] Eomer: What business does an elf, a man, and a dwarf have in the Riddermark? Speak quickly! Gimli: Give me your name, horsemaster, and I shall give you my grandfather's. Eomer: [He dismounts his horse, and steps towards Gimli.] I would chop off your head wth my deadly umbrella, Dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground. [Legolas, in a lightning fast move, points an arrow at Eomer.] Legolas: You would die before your pants fell! (Errrm...sorry. That was a Lord of the Pants reference.) [The riders all point their spears closer to the travelers. Aragorn pushes down Legolas’ arm.] Aragorn: I'm Aragorn, son of Ara-horn. This is Gimli, son of Gloin, son of Groin waits for sniggers to pass, and Legolas, from the Woodland realm. improvizing Uhhh...we are friends of Rohan and of....I'm real bad with names, sorry...uhh.....its King. Eomer: Thйoden no longer recognizes friend from foe. [He takes helmet off.] Not even his own boyf...er, kin. Yes, I had to type that, yes, I know it's perverted, no, I don't particularly want to delete it. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [ March 20, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ] __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."