101 reasons why Samwise Gamgee is evil! - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Olorin_TLA · 11-09-2003, 04:58 AM

-He made Gollum snap, as he was on the verge of not giving Frodo and Sam to Shelob! SAM'S the assasin!

-He threatens his fellow Hobbits with violence ("If I hear 'not allowed' much oftener I'm going ot get angry.")

-He picks on Gollum because of his looks - after all, he hardly calls Frodo "Obssesed" and "Dispossed", does he?

-WORST OF ALL, on return to the Shire, he does something heinious, worse than an Rok could do. All high on adrenalin from battle and having had no sex for at least a year (probabyl forever) (although he MAY have molested Frodo in Frodo's swoons...more evil!!!) he goes to the first house he can find, steals a woman not mentioned before int he Books and forces her to marry him! And then rapes her - 13 times! (at least - they had 13 kids!) Watch out Sam, Elrohir and Elladan are on your trail!!!

11-09-2003, 04:58 AM	#25
Olorin_TLA Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Gardens of Lórien, Valinor. Posts: 420	-He made Gollum snap, as he was on the verge of not giving Frodo and Sam to Shelob! SAM'S the assasin! -He threatens his fellow Hobbits with violence ("If I hear 'not allowed' much oftener I'm going ot get angry.") -He picks on Gollum because of his looks - after all, he hardly calls Frodo "Obssesed" and "Dispossed", does he? -WORST OF ALL, on return to the Shire, he does something heinious, worse than an Rok could do. All high on adrenalin from battle and having had no sex for at least a year (probabyl forever) (although he MAY have molested Frodo in Frodo's swoons...more evil!!!) he goes to the first house he can find, steals a woman not mentioned before int he Books and forces her to marry him! And then rapes her - 13 times! (at least - they had 13 kids!) Watch out Sam, Elrohir and Elladan are on your trail!!! __________________ "For I am Olórin! And Olórin means me!" ELENDIL! - Join "Forth Tolkiengas!"