101 reasons why Samwise Gamgee is evil! - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Pookabunny · 02-06-2003, 02:45 AM

Ah, it saddens me to make fun of Sam, but it also is a challenge.... so here are my reasons why I (not seriously) think Sam is evil:

- He's a farmer, and anyone who has seen Seven Samurai KNOWS that farmers are BAD!
- He stole Frodo's gear when he thought Frodo was dead
- He pretended to be an Orc, and orc=bad
- He calls Rabbit conies and conie sounds like cronie and cronie means crook so he likes to eat ... crooks? [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

02-06-2003, 02:45 AM	#10
Pookabunny Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The only place that matters! Posts: 181	Ah, it saddens me to make fun of Sam, but it also is a challenge.... so here are my reasons why I (not seriously) think Sam is evil: - He's a farmer, and anyone who has seen Seven Samurai KNOWS that farmers are BAD! - He stole Frodo's gear when he thought Frodo was dead - He pretended to be an Orc, and orc=bad - He calls Rabbit conies and conie sounds like cronie and cronie means crook so he likes to eat ... crooks? [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ "I love you more than I did the week before, I discovered alcohol" - Bare Naked Ladies