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Wight
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Somewhere above earth cause people say i should come down to it
Posts: 226
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Instead of coming back as Gandalf the white he comes back as a jedi. uh oh.
Pippin talks like Jar Jar. Merry is Leonardo de Caprio. Sam is as skinny as a twig. Frodo has a super deep voice like Arnold S. Legolas is the most famous movie star that cant act. Gimli is a Jawa. Boromir holds his sword up and lets the orcs hack him to bits (trying to do what Obi-wan did) Galadriel Rules in a crountry called Lothboo a cross between Lothlorien and Naboo. Aragorn and Arwen greatly exagerate how much their love is "suffering". Rivendell is a high tech elf center. Moria has starship shaped Pillars. Sauron sets up a senate. Faramir creates a light saber. Eowyn is Frodo's sister. Actually as long as he doesn't get into a buddist suffering fit like in Episode II Goerge is and ok director [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] .
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