YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED...

[the phantom]

I think I'll come in my rock star outfit. Form fitting boot cut, low rise jeans, a tight white t-shirt, a black leather jacket, and messed up, spiky hair.

And does anyone have a menu I could look at? I'm hoping for malt beer, roaring fires, and meat off the bone. (there's a dwarf in all of us) [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

"Dates" are definitely not rquired.

Well, I should hope not. The only way to go to a social event is stag. If you have a date, then you're not really free to flirt with, dance with, and make out with all the other beautiful women at the party, which is the second biggest reason for going (the food is first).

So, any ladies out there want to agree to not go with me, but just have a dance or two (and maybe a quick make out session if the dance goes well)? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

By the way, how does the seating work? Is it one long table, several smaller tables, or what?

Either way, I just hope I end up seated next to someone interesting.