Geriatric Club - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

***Gilthalion*** · 02-10-2003, 01:27 PM

I'll surely take a look at the Coming of Age Club! Thanks!

If you have to ask if you're old enough for the Geriatric Club, you're not old enough!

You're as young as you feel you know!

But I would say that one must surely be out of one's tweens!

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YOU MAY BELONG TO THE GERIATRIC CLUB IF:

1) If your health is a topic of daily concern or conversation...

2) If you have stopped counting gray hairs...

3) If you have lost touch with the music that the young folk listen to...

4) If the music you listened to is called "Classic"...

5) If you find the clothing of today's youth impractical or otherwise of low standard...

6) If you can name more than six recent presidents in order...

7) If you find that young folk call you Ma'am or Sir...

8) If you find the daily news more interesting each year...

9) If you vote...

10) And what was the other one?

[ February 10, 2003: Message edited by: Gilthalion ]

02-10-2003, 01:27 PM	#6
*Gilthalion* Hobbitus Emeritus Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: South Farthing Posts: 635	I'll surely take a look at the Coming of Age Club! Thanks! If you have to ask if you're old enough for the Geriatric Club, you're not old enough! You're as young as you feel you know! But I would say that one must surely be out of one's tweens! ~~~ YOU MAY BELONG TO THE GERIATRIC CLUB IF: 1) If your health is a topic of daily concern or conversation... 2) If you have stopped counting gray hairs... 3) If you have lost touch with the music that the young folk listen to... 4) If the music you listened to is called "Classic"... 5) If you find the clothing of today's youth impractical or otherwise of low standard... 6) If you can name more than six recent presidents in order... 7) If you find that young folk call you Ma'am or Sir... 8) If you find the daily news more interesting each year... 9) If you vote... 10) And what was the other one? [ February 10, 2003: Message edited by: Gilthalion ] __________________ Please read my fan fiction novel THE HOBBITS. Wanna hear me read Tolkien? Gilthalion's Grand Adventures!