Sauron in his off hours-seriously

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Originally posted by Elendur:
<STRONG>Just to say my part in this, I dont think Sauron thought of sex at all.

I think he didn't have spare time at all either. </STRONG>

I believe it was Chiara Mastroianni (the love-child of Catherine Deneuve and Marcello Mastroianni) who said that people who publicly state they "don't have time" for a relationship offer up a pathetic excuse, doubly pathetic when they proclaim to be "too busy" for sex. How do you think Sauron dealt with all that stress of being the Dark Lord? Feeding prisoners to Shelob can only take you so far, particularly since it was Shelob who had most of the fun in the first place. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]