Yet another quote that wasn't

[HerenIstarion]

you are very nice hobbits/elves/dwarves, and I'm awfully sorry to do the thing I'm going to do, but since the previously given quote was "real" existing one, I have no other choice:

<marquee><font color="FF0013">READ THE RULES FIRST!!!READ THE RULES FIRST!!!READ THE RULES FIRST!!READ THE RULES FIRST!!!</marquee>

and now I offer to your attention the rules:

The quote given here is not textually backed up nowhere. It simply does not exist, yet it might have been uttered by someone (given the circumstances). sample:

Not even my uncle Andy ever did a trick like that

That's Sam when he is going to walk the rope over Nimrodel. Then one may extend the quote and add something like:

though once he did hang himself by his ankle

Non existent quote, yet given the information that:

A) Uncle Andy have been having dealings with ropes
B) He was doing some (assumption driven from stressing on "even" and "ever") tricks with them, though these never included walking over streams

the quote might have been uttered by Sam then and there

see? The quotes to be posed in this thread are made up, but logically connected with what is in Tolkien's books

now pray proceed

respectfully