Lord of the Pants...

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My sister and I were reading this thread and the linked "without pants" thread and came up with a few of our own: [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Sam: Mr. Frodo's not going anywhere without pants!

Galadriel: I give you the pants of Earendil, our most beloved star.

Gandalf: There is only one Lord of the Pants and he does not share power.

Gandalf: I think you should leave the pants behind, Bilbo.

Gandalf: Hold out your pants, Frodo. (It's quite cool . . . )

Frodo: What are they?
Strider: They were once men without pants. . .

Sam: Back, you pants!
(On Weathertop)

Aragorn (after leaving Moria): Legolas, get their pants.
Boromir: Give them pants, for pity's sake!

Bilbo: I am old without pants, Gandalf. I know I don't look it.

Frodo: Bilbo, watch out for the pants!
Bilbo: Pants? Nonsense, there haven't been pants in these parts for a thousand years.

Elrond: The pants must be destroyed!

Elrond: It cannot be destroyed, Gimli son of Gloin, by any pants we here possess.

Legolas: He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your pants.

Gandalf: A wizard is never pantsed, Frodo Baggins, . . .

Galadriel: Will you look into the pants?

Galadriel: I know what it is you saw, for it is also in my pants.

Galadriel: There is hope, while the pants are true.

Celeborn: Where is Gandalf? For I much desire to pants him.

Gatekeeper at Bree: There is talk of pants abroad.

Frodo: We wish to stay at the inn. Our pants are our own.

Okay, we're gonna stop now. We're getting a little too hyper. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]