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Ithaeliel · 06-27-2002, 06:07 PM

Elves are supposed to be "wise and beautiful," but in reality they're the evil little purple cockroaches that sneak into your house at night and raid your fridge.

Mirkwood was a theme park in Valinor, but then they moved it to Middle-earth and their stock crashed, so they just closed it and made it into a castle for the Elven-king *cough cough* Lord of the Cockroaches *cough*

How was golf invented in Middle-earth (this is a hard one because the real answer is already funny!)

06-27-2002, 06:07 PM	#11
Ithaeliel Cornus Caliga Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here Posts: 710	Elves are supposed to be "wise and beautiful," but in reality they're the evil little purple cockroaches that sneak into your house at night and raid your fridge. Mirkwood was a theme park in Valinor, but then they moved it to Middle-earth and their stock crashed, so they just closed it and made it into a castle for the Elven-king cough cough Lord of the Cockroaches cough How was golf invented in Middle-earth (this is a hard one because the real answer is already funny!) __________________ That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love. .................William Wordsworth