"The Hobbit: There And Back Again" To be Renamed "The Battle of the Five Armies"

[Morthoron]

Originally Posted by tom the eldest

How many armies would you think will join in the battle?they probably would add anpther forces,just to make thing intense.

Hmmm...I am willing to bet it will be five armies. I am prescient, you know.

[Inziladun]

Originally Posted by Morthoron

Hmmm...I am willing to bet it will be five armies. I am prescient, you know.

Actually, six, Beorn is an Army of One!

They ought to call it The Hobbit: Where's the Plot Again?.

[Morthoron]

Originally Posted by Inziladun

Actually, six, Beorn is an Army of One!

They ought to call it The Hobbit: Where's the Plot Again?.

With all the hours of interminable chase scenes, I still prefer The Hobbit: Raiders of the Lost Arkenstone.

[tom the eldest]

The nazgûl would most likely shows up and duel the eagle.they could count as an army too

[Zigûr]

Apparently it's a big deal that we haven't seen a trailer for this yet.
People's ability to work themselves up in anticipation for trash fed to them by giant faceless corporations who just want their money continues to astonish me - like the slave venerating the master who abducted him and forced him to work because he knows the master might feed him an extra scrap of mouldy bread in the future.
Here's the new poster for which I think TORN has thrown a parade or something:
http://collider.com/wp-content/uploa...ies-poster.jpg
Sums up virtually everything wrong with the films:
1) No Bilbo even though the massive words 'The Hobbit' are right there.
2) Focus on "cool" action moments.
3) The reliance on Hollywood cliché (here the framing of a character with his back to the audience).
4) No Bilbo! Did I mention this already?
Ugh.

[Mithalwen]

Smaug doesn't look like a dragon
More like a screaming mutant monkey,

[Kuruharan]

Originally Posted by Zigûr

Apparently it's a big deal that we haven't seen a trailer for this yet.

I have to admit, I have been a little surprised myself that there hasn't been a trailer yet. We got one in June of last year.

In a morbid sort of way I am looking forward to making fun of it. Yes, I'm prejudiced but at least I'm willing to admit it.

And I seriously doubt my expectations will be proven wrong.

Originally Posted by Mithalwen

Smaug doesn't look like a dragon
More like a screaming mutant monkey,

Let the mocking begin!

[Mithalwen]

Not mocking it is what I think - though I don't see why they had to go so far away from Tolkien's picture which is Smaug to me and no doubt to many. Though perhaps they have gone so far off piste now the less it takes, and so defiles, of Tolkien the better.