Kim Kardashian said to have the 'body of a hobbit'

[Faramir Jones]

Originally Posted by Morthoron

Ms. Kardashian's derriere is reminiscent of Bag-end.

I think that's a little harsh; and I say it as someone who has no time for her or her family.

Paris Hilton has been the one frequently compared to Gollum, not Ms. Kardashian. On one TV programme, I remember someone saying that having sex (I'm using a euphemism here) with Ms. Hilton would be like having sex with Gollum, which made me feel very sad for the latter.

There's a photograph speculating that if Paris Hilton and Gollum had a child, this is what it would look like:

http://cheezburger.com/3730422528

Of possible remote interest is that the New Zealand singer Ella Maria Lani Yelich-O'Connor (otherwise Lorde) has said that, after looking at the playback of her live performances, she looks like Gollum:

http://perezhilton.com/2013-12-24-lo....6BfgI14d.dpbs