Phantom: The Thread (The Most Important Thread EVER) - Page 3 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Oddwen · 11-16-2011, 10:02 PM

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Phact: phantom's phavourite element is phosphorus.

Though he is traditionally represented as helium.

Galadriel55 · 11-16-2011, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Oddwen

Though he is traditionally represented as helium.

If only the link would work, by the power of phantom...

Phact:

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The Edain remain mortal Men, Aldarion, great though they be: and we cannot dwell in the time that is to come, lest we lose our now for a phantom of our own design.

Erendis once said that to Aldarion. This was the beginning of her real misfortunes.

Galadriel55 · 11-18-2011, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by satansaloser2005

Really obvious phact: You will curse the Day you did not do all that the phantom asked of you.

Alternative phact: you wil curse the day you waited for phantom to actualy ask you to do it.

Pitchwife · 11-19-2011, 07:46 AM

Phact of experience: People will curse you on the Day you actually do what the phantom asked you to.

Galadriel55 · 11-19-2011, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Pitchwife

Phact of experience: People will curse you on the Day you actually do what the phantom asked you to.

........oh no.........not that again...........

Galadriel · 11-19-2011, 11:47 AM

Phact: If Phantom had stolen the Silmarils, Fëanor would not have gone after them

Galadriel55 · 11-19-2011, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Galadriel

Phact: If Phantom had stolen the Silmarils, Fëanor would not have gone after them

Phact: Pheanor died, but gave the Silmarili to the Phantom.

Pitchwife · 11-19-2011, 01:16 PM

Phact: The light of the Silmarils has nothing to do with the Two Trees - it's the brilliancy of the phantom's mind.

Phact: If the phantom had asked Galadriel for a lock of her hair, she would have shaved her entire head.

Phact: Feanor sailed to Middle-earth; Fingolfin braved the Helcaraxe; the phantom just shrugged and walked across the Belegaer.

Galadriel55 · 11-19-2011, 01:50 PM

Lol!

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Originally Posted by Pitchwife

Phact: Feanor sailed to Middle-earth; Fingolfin braved the Helcaraxe; the phantom just shrugged and walked across the Belegaer.

Or, how about, the phantom just told the Beleger to get out of the way, and it did.

Phact: when the phantom told the Dark Lord to go to sleep, he did.

Phact: Gollum calls the sun "Yellow Face". He calls the moon "White Face". He calls the phantom "O Great One Whose Splendor Doth Outshine All Faces"

Inziladun · 11-19-2011, 02:02 PM

Phact: phantom has wings, wheels, and has been an inspiration to George Lucas.
For the latter 'accomplishment', phantom must be destroyed.

Bom Tombadillo · 11-19-2011, 05:26 PM

Phact: Phor the blasphemy oph opposing phantom, Inziladun must be destroyed.

Fact: the phantom isn't all that great.
Counter-Phact: Argh - no! Not tha - OW! Okay, stop! AIEEEEEEEEEEE . . .

Phact: Sauron actually made another ring to give to the phantom. When the Great and Splendipherous One put it on, Sauron became his servant. Then the Most Exprolentarinoquatic One got bored.

Nerwen · 11-19-2011, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Inziladun

Phact: phantom has wings, wheels, and has been an inspiration to George Lucas.

What a coincidence! I came to this thread specifically to point out that– phact– the phantom is *clearly an overgrown Jawa*. The resemblance is remarkable, I think you'll all agree.

Galadriel · 11-20-2011, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Galadriel55

Or, how about, the phantom just told the Beleger to get out of the way, and it did.

Or maybe, the phantom found out about Morgoth's plot before Manwë did and demolished him at first sight?

Galadriel · 11-20-2011, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Galadriel55

Phact: Pheanor died, but gave the Silmarili to the Phantom.

Darn, you outdid me!

Phact: Pheanor made the Silmarils for the Phantom!

Galadriel55 · 11-20-2011, 10:49 AM

Phact: when one looks into Galadriel's Mirror, he sees the phantom. The phantom is seen in different forms. He is the past, present, and future.

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Originally Posted by Galadriel

Darn, you outdid me!

But you gave me the idea.

Galadriel · 11-20-2011, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Galadriel55

Phact: But you gave me the idea.

Fair enough

Galadriel55 · 11-23-2011, 05:43 PM

...but either way, good phacts are worth repeating.

Phact: the phantom said, "Let there be light!" And there was light. It was the light of his brilliance.

Galadriel55 · 11-23-2011, 08:50 PM

Phact: the only reason Eru allowed the creation of Dwarves is because the phantom took a liking to them.

Phact: you know that the Ring's temptations are all lies because it always says "with me you will be better than the phantom".

Oddwen · 12-18-2011, 05:37 PM

Phact: He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake.

Phact: the phantom has a list, but he only needs to check it once.

Phact: Once night in December, the phantom goes to every house giving gifts to all the good Werewolf players. The bad players get all of their socks stuffed with charcoal and nailed to the wall.

Phact: Watchers of the movie "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" may not remember a key scene where the phantom sings a jolly song and convinces the reindeer that he is reviled not because of his glowing nose, but because of the strange spelling of his name. The song and resulting scene where Rudolph (né Rudolf) and Hermie visit the North Pole Notary for a legal name change were in the original televised broadcast, but have since been lost.

In a somewhat related Phact: the phantom has tried to suppress the fame and popularity of Frosty the Snowman to little avail.

Phact: the phantom wrote the song "Jingle Bell Rock" to be the worst song ever. His success has been unparalleled in the music industry since. The song's power for evil is so great that it can only be played for a few months during the year, else the entire universe would explode.

Pitchwife · 12-24-2011, 07:09 PM

Phact: the phantom is the only Downer to have his biography made into a philm in his liphetime.

Galadriel55 · 12-30-2011, 03:19 PM

Phact: the phantom. He is.

Gwathagor · 12-31-2011, 01:25 AM

To be or not to be, that is the question...which the universe asks the Phantom.

Oddwen · 12-31-2011, 02:47 PM

"I think about the phantom, therefore I am." ~Descartes

Eruhen · 02-09-2012, 06:11 PM

bump

Phact: The Arkenstone is a Silmaril. the phantom was the one who cut and phashioned it phor the Dwarves.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-01-2012, 10:37 AM

I don't believe that the phantom exists. If he's real, he'd have to go out here and--

OUCH! OUCH! I GIVE UP! YOU'RE REAL!!

the phantom · 03-01-2012, 11:26 AM

Phact: Occasionally a thread will delete itself in anguish when Phantom doesn't post on it.

Phact: When Yavanna sang the two trees into existence, she was singing about The Phantom.

Phact: The Dwarves built Khazad-Dum in an effort to get Phantom's attention.

Boromir88 · 03-01-2012, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by the phantom

Phact: The Dwarves built Khazad-Dum in an effort to get Phantom's attention.

phact: And Durin's bane tried trashing the place because he believed it was his mountain until being told Caradhras was made in the phantom's honor.

Boromir88 · 03-07-2012, 09:31 AM

phact: You don't name bridges after the phantom, because nobody dares crossing him.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 03-07-2012, 10:25 AM

Phact: When Eärendil landed in Aman and found no-one in Tirion, that was because phantom was in town, and everyone left to see him.

Galadriel55 · 03-08-2012, 08:36 AM

Phact: December 2012 is said to mark the end of the world. But what would really happen is that the phantom would forget about it.

Phact: A host of Downers with Personal Titles was filled with glee until they realised that they will never be as beloved as the phantom.

Galadriel55 · 03-21-2012, 02:40 PM

Phact: the phantom has a pH of inphinity.

Phact: the phantom knows how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck can chuck wood.

Phact: ...I'm not telling you this secret!

Uruk's Bane · 04-18-2012, 11:20 AM

Phact: The Phantom can cut off ANYONE's head, no matter how high off the ground it stands.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 05-22-2012, 03:52 PM

There was once a man who wanted to impress the phantom.

Inviting the phantom to a tennis court, he told the phantom that he can play tennis--on his own.

And so he did. After serving, he ran around the net, stopped on the other side of the court, and hit a return. Running again, he returned to his original side of the court and returned his own return.

the phantom was indeed impressed. He applauded the man.

Using only one hand.

Phact.

I don't get it.

Galadriel55 · 05-28-2012, 09:16 AM

Good one, Nilp!

Phact: TP can get an interview from a mountain. Been done, been proved. (See yesterday's issue of The Downer.)

Nilpaurion Felagund · 05-29-2012, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by satansaloser2005

Really obvious phact: You will curse the Day you did not do all that the phantom asked of you.

You will curse the Day you did not do . . . your homework. You always do what the phantom asks of you.

(Yes, you're doing it now.)

(Yup, you're still doing it. The will of the phantom is inephphable.)

Galadriel55 · 06-12-2012, 10:49 AM

Phact: an average Downer can only guess what will happen to the Downs in 2 years. the phantom knows what will happen to the Downs in 2 years.

Galadriel55 · 06-12-2012, 03:39 PM

Phact: the phantom can win a game of chess in one move.

Phact: the phantom once flew around the world. On his bicycle.

Phact: there was once a man who annoyed the phantom, so the phantom punched him in the back of his face.

Phact: a strong man can push a car. A very strong man can lift a car. the phantom can carry three trucks - one in each hand.

Phact: the phantom lives in the fourth dimension.

Phact: when a man did the phantom a favour, the phantom paid him back in kind, on the 32nd of that month.

Phact: the phantom likes a good morning exercise. He jogs from one end of the Great Wall of China to the other and back every day.

Phact: the phantom is never late. It is the time that is early.

Phact: the phantom won a game of rock-paper-scisors by showing the finger.

Phact: a kid once said that "the phantom is no more real than Santa Clause!" The next Christmas his house exploded.

Phact: the phantom won in the duel between Glorfindel and the Balrog.

Phact: the world was created by God. God was created by the phantom.

Phact: the phantom's biography states that he is the eldest of three and a half children.

Boromir88 · 06-14-2012, 03:56 PM

Phact: The Red Cross lets the phantom donate blood twice without letting 55 days pass inbetween.

^
Phact: It's never his own blood.

Morthoron · 06-14-2012, 04:06 PM

Phact: The Phantom once shot a man in his pajamas. What the man was doing in Phantom's pajamas we'll never know.

Phact: Plaque does not form on Phantom's teeth out of respect.

Phact: Policemen pull over Phantom...just to get his autograph.

Phact: When Phantom was born, he slapped the doctor.

Phact: Michaelangelo used Phantom as a model for his David sculpture (obviously, it was a cold day).

satansaloser2005 · 06-14-2012, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by junwei2

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Phact: the phantom provides a better high.

11-19-2011, 07:46 AM	#84
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,329	Phact of experience: People will curse you on the Day you actually do what the phantom asked you to. __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

11-19-2011, 11:47 AM	#86
Galadriel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: In Eldamar beside the walls of Elven Tirion Posts: 551	Phact: If Phantom had stolen the Silmarils, Fëanor would not have gone after them __________________ "Hey! Come derry dol! Can you hear me singing?" – Tom Bombadil

11-19-2011, 01:16 PM	#88
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,329	Phact: The light of the Silmarils has nothing to do with the Two Trees - it's the brilliancy of the phantom's mind. Phact: If the phantom had asked Galadriel for a lock of her hair, she would have shaved her entire head. Phact: Feanor sailed to Middle-earth; Fingolfin braved the Helcaraxe; the phantom just shrugged and walked across the Belegaer. __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

11-19-2011, 02:02 PM	#90
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	Phact: phantom has wings, wheels, and has been an inspiration to George Lucas. For the latter 'accomplishment', phantom must be destroyed. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

11-19-2011, 05:26 PM	#91
Bom Tombadillo Wight Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Behind you . . . . BOO! Posts: 222	Phact: Phor the blasphemy oph opposing phantom, Inziladun must be destroyed. Fact: the phantom isn't all that great. Counter-Phact: Argh - no! Not tha - OW! Okay, stop! AIEEEEEEEEEEE . . . Phact: Sauron actually made another ring to give to the phantom. When the Great and Splendipherous One put it on, Sauron became his servant. Then the Most Exprolentarinoquatic One got bored. __________________ Every human should have a cat or two in their care, to teach them the meaning of the word, and to correct them. Phenris Dorph

11-23-2011, 05:43 PM	#97
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,492	I'm not sure if this has been said before... ...but either way, good phacts are worth repeating. Phact: the phantom said, "Let there be light!" And there was light. It was the light of his brilliance. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

11-23-2011, 08:50 PM	#98
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,492	Phact: the only reason Eru allowed the creation of Dwarves is because the phantom took a liking to them. Phact: you know that the Ring's temptations are all lies because it always says "with me you will be better than the phantom". __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

12-18-2011, 05:37 PM	#99
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Phact: He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake. Phact: the phantom has a list, but he only needs to check it once. Phact: Once night in December, the phantom goes to every house giving gifts to all the good Werewolf players. The bad players get all of their socks stuffed with charcoal and nailed to the wall. Phact: Watchers of the movie "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" may not remember a key scene where the phantom sings a jolly song and convinces the reindeer that he is reviled not because of his glowing nose, but because of the strange spelling of his name. The song and resulting scene where Rudolph (né Rudolf) and Hermie visit the North Pole Notary for a legal name change were in the original televised broadcast, but have since been lost. In a somewhat related Phact: the phantom has tried to suppress the fame and popularity of Frosty the Snowman to little avail. Phact: the phantom wrote the song "Jingle Bell Rock" to be the worst song ever. His success has been unparalleled in the music industry since. The song's power for evil is so great that it can only be played for a few months during the year, else the entire universe would explode. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

12-24-2011, 07:09 PM	#100
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,329	Phact: the phantom is the only Downer to have his biography made into a philm in his liphetime. __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

12-30-2011, 03:19 PM	#101
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,492	Phact: the phantom. He is. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

12-31-2011, 01:25 AM	#102
Gwathagor Shade with a Blade Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: A Rainy Night In Soho Posts: 2,512	To be or not to be, that is the question...which the universe asks the Phantom. __________________ Stories and songs.

12-31-2011, 02:47 PM	#103
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	"I think about the phantom, therefore I am." ~Descartes __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

02-09-2012, 06:11 PM	#104
Eruhen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: At the Mountains of Madness Posts: 399	bump Phact: The Arkenstone is a Silmaril. the phantom was the one who cut and phashioned it phor the Dwarves. __________________ Agannâlô burôda nênud; zâira nênud. Adûn izindi batân tâidô ayadda: îdô kâtha batîna lôkhî. Êphalak îdôn Yôzâyan. Êphal êphalak îdôn hi-Akallabêth.

03-01-2012, 10:37 AM	#105
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	I don't believe that the phantom exists. If he's real, he'd have to go out here and-- OUCH! OUCH! I GIVE UP! YOU'RE REAL!! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-01-2012, 11:26 AM	#106
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	Phact: Occasionally a thread will delete itself in anguish when Phantom doesn't post on it. Phact: When Yavanna sang the two trees into existence, she was singing about The Phantom. Phact: The Dwarves built Khazad-Dum in an effort to get Phantom's attention. __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

03-07-2012, 09:31 AM	#108
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	phact: You don't name bridges after the phantom, because nobody dares crossing him. __________________ Fenris Penguin

03-07-2012, 10:25 AM	#109
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Phact: When Eärendil landed in Aman and found no-one in Tirion, that was because phantom was in town, and everyone left to see him. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-08-2012, 08:36 AM	#110
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,492	Phact: December 2012 is said to mark the end of the world. But what would really happen is that the phantom would forget about it. Phact: A host of Downers with Personal Titles was filled with glee until they realised that they will never be as beloved as the phantom. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

03-21-2012, 02:40 PM	#111
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,492	Phact: the phantom has a pH of inphinity. Phact: the phantom knows how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck can chuck wood. Phact: ...I'm not telling you this secret! __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

04-18-2012, 11:20 AM	#112
Uruk's Bane Pile O'Bones Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 21	Phact: The Phantom can cut off ANYONE's head, no matter how high off the ground it stands.

05-22-2012, 03:52 PM	#113
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	True story. There was once a man who wanted to impress the phantom. Inviting the phantom to a tennis court, he told the phantom that he can play tennis--on his own. And so he did. After serving, he ran around the net, stopped on the other side of the court, and hit a return. Running again, he returned to his original side of the court and returned his own return. the phantom was indeed impressed. He applauded the man. Using only one hand. Phact. I don't get it. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

05-28-2012, 09:16 AM	#114
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,492	Good one, Nilp! Phact: TP can get an interview from a mountain. Been done, been proved. (See yesterday's issue of The Downer.) __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

06-12-2012, 10:49 AM	#116
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,492	Phact: an average Downer can only guess what will happen to the Downs in 2 years. the phantom knows what will happen to the Downs in 2 years. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

06-12-2012, 03:39 PM	#117
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,492	Phact: the phantom can win a game of chess in one move. Phact: the phantom once flew around the world. On his bicycle. Phact: there was once a man who annoyed the phantom, so the phantom punched him in the back of his face. Phact: a strong man can push a car. A very strong man can lift a car. the phantom can carry three trucks - one in each hand. Phact: the phantom lives in the fourth dimension. Phact: when a man did the phantom a favour, the phantom paid him back in kind, on the 32nd of that month. Phact: the phantom likes a good morning exercise. He jogs from one end of the Great Wall of China to the other and back every day. Phact: the phantom is never late. It is the time that is early. Phact: the phantom won a game of rock-paper-scisors by showing the finger. Phact: a kid once said that "the phantom is no more real than Santa Clause!" The next Christmas his house exploded. Phact: the phantom won in the duel between Glorfindel and the Balrog. Phact: the world was created by God. God was created by the phantom. Phact: the phantom's biography states that he is the eldest of three and a half children. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

06-14-2012, 03:56 PM	#118
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Phact: The Red Cross lets the phantom donate blood twice without letting 55 days pass inbetween. ^ Phact: It's never his own blood. __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-14-2012, 04:06 PM	#119
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,515	Phact: The Phantom once shot a man in his pajamas. What the man was doing in Phantom's pajamas we'll never know. Phact: Plaque does not form on Phantom's teeth out of respect. Phact: Policemen pull over Phantom...just to get his autograph. Phact: When Phantom was born, he slapped the doctor. Phact: Michaelangelo used Phantom as a model for his David sculpture (obviously, it was a cold day). __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision. Last edited by Morthoron; 06-14-2012 at 08:09 PM.

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