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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
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When I heard the new name I thought of the geometrical shape a toros (like a ring doughnut) . Is maybe not inappropriate - a shape without proper substance and a heart and torus being Latin for cushion - I mean this is part of the padding needed to turn a short book into two long films. KERching!!!
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Tauriel? Tauriel!
No elven name can hide the smell. That sulfur stench from fan-fic wells Up from Jackson's scripting Hell.
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Relic of Wandering Days
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: You'll See Perpetual Change.
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Well, maybe I shouldn't see the movies! What the?!
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Mar 2011
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You may have a valid reason for staying home with a good book, given the truly depressing speculation currently taking place at the OneRing site:
http://www.theonering.net/torwp/2011...in/#more-45330 "Just who is Tauriel?" Short answer: "Nobody." I'd like to see Bilbo Baggins and Smeagol/Gollum doing "Riddles in the Dark." That will no doubt happen. Bilbo and Smaug will also have their little verbal duel over a pile of looted treasure. Bilbo and Thorin will fall out and reconcile over the Arkenstone. Perhaps Christopher Lee will get sufficient screen time to show the slow-motion corruption of Saruman the White. I'd like to see that on the big screen. But having to endure this needless elf-chick thing when so many other tales need telling, well, that I resent -- bitterly.
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
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I suppose at best she might be one of the raft elves unnamed in the book. But every bog name they get for small? roles just seems to say they have no confidence in the screen play on it's own merits and htey hope we will be too busy star spotting.
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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Really! What's the point of doing book-to-movie adaptations if they're just going to monkey around with it for the sake of making the story "cinematic"? What's the need for creating characters like Lurtz and Tauriel? What's the need for adding new scenes or characters for "drama" or "extra tension"? I see today's movie makers as having a deal of contempt for the viewer, who isn't advanced enough to appreciate movies unless there are explosions, odious comic-relief, and high-visibility romantic subplots. I know there's the rare book that translates fairly well to the screen (Richard Matheson's Hell House and the Harry Potter series come to mind), but to me Tolkien's work just isn't suitable for movie treatment.
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Some books just aren't meant to be movies. They weren't made to become movies. When it comes to those, it's better not to make any movie at all than to do what PJ&others are doing with TH (and what has been done with LOTR).
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Christopehr Lee is the one thing making me go see this movie after all the new Tauriel stuff - if he get cut, I am 99% positive that I am not going to see this movie.
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