Tolkien Translated... into Googlese

[Pitchwife]

Nice to see this thread is still providing amusement!

Originally Posted by Rikae

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This has to be the oath of the Fëanorians:

Originally Posted by The Lay of Leithian

Be he friend or foe, or demon wild
of Morgoth, Elf or mortal child,
or any that here on earth may dwell,
no law, nor love, nor league of hell,
no might of Gods, no binding spell
shall him defend from hatred fell
of Fëanor's sons, whoso take or steal
or finding keep a Silmaril.

Some intriguing name changes there, especially "the devil Annick". Wonder where that came from...

Here's another quote of the day:

As soon as I clapped eyes on the little fellow bobbing and puffing on the mat I had my doubts. He looks more like a grocer than a burglar.

After 10 translations:

As long as children on the playground in his eyes dancing blanket, I doubt that my own breath. It looks more like a thief trader.

After the maximal 56:

Dance spirit is not the game, but I want to. Retail and theft.