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06-16-2009, 10:08 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: In a paper bag
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Arwen: Without you, I am the Uneven Star!
Glorfindel: I slay more than just Balrogs, baby. Random person to Elrohir: There is no other like you! Elladan:He-LLO! *points to self*
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05-22-2010, 06:44 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Balrog: Don't worry baby, this whip is only for show.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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05-25-2010, 03:27 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Lonely Isle
Posts: 706
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This actually happened
Readers of the first poem in The Adventures of Tom Bombadil know that Tom could have been charged with assault, kidnapping and sexual harassment in his 'courtship' of Goldberry. It wasn't necessary because, according to him, he had a lot to offer:
'Here's my pretty maiden! You shall come home with me! The table is all laden: yellow cream, honeycomb, white bread and butter; roses at the window-sill and peeping round the shutter. You shall come under Hill! Never mind your mother in her deep weedy pool: there you'll find no lover!' Not only does he have a nice place; he can cook as well! 
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01-07-2013, 05:15 PM
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Woman of Secret Shadow
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: in hollow halls beneath the fells
Posts: 4,511
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Sorry
Théodred: "Hey pretty lady! Wanna come home with me and stay in my box?"
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01-07-2013, 05:32 PM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
Posts: 8,039
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Aragorn: "The hands of a king are the hands of a healer, you know."
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Music alone proves the existence of God. |
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01-07-2013, 09:17 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 4,734
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Is that the light of Eärendil you have there? Cause you have a nice butt.
Works every time.
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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01-08-2013, 07:18 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Theodred: To me......ladies. Let me lie here 'til...well, you know.
Bilbo (to Smaug): Oh, you slag. Saeros: Can I have your name? Because I've injured myself falling for you. Thorin: AZOG. (Any Dwarf): I am a Dwarf, and I'm digging a hole. To your heart. Athelas: Aloe you. Denethor: I want to oil you up and set you on fire. Mothrandir: *flutters antennae*
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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