WWLXII: Dead Men Do Tell Tales

[Thinlómien]

I'm finally back here but I should be in bed already, so don't expect much from me!

Aye, if yer infected daughter be har she would say "Pirate Boro's 'ote won't stick."

I would, aye, but I'd also say tha' I dun like it.

Mates, by th' way, ye should be invisible. *coughNogrodcough*

Kath's makin almost suspiciously lot o' sense. But I like that.

I have absolutely no idea who t' vote. *shrugs* Mehbe I'll make a lit o' sorts.

[Thinlómien]

-Legless Sally Dawkins ~ Carpenter
Seems like her normal self, I got an innocent gut-feel.

-Puffy Shirt Rikae ~ Cabin Boy
Jokin' a bit weirdly bu that ain't proof o' anythin.

-Pirate Lommy the Infected ~ Quartermaster
That's me.

-Gangrenous Inziladun Jones ~ Pilot
Sorta slippin under me radar, but he does kinda make sense, so I mehbe like 'im.

-Pirate Boromir the Malformed ~ Gunner
Does not give me any vibes yet. Means I gotta wait a Day or two to judge better.

-Stutterin’ Wilwa Scab ~ Cook
No posts, no rum, no nuthin.

-Shark Tooth Shasta ~ First mate
Looks like his normal self however he could be just hidin behind th' easy tactics of accusin Boro like he always does.

-High-Pitched Annu ~ Surgeon
Givin 'er the newbie benefit o' doubt fer toDay.

-Whinin’ Eomer Bonny ~ Musician (Pur-loined Violin)
Has not made me suspicious yet ergo I'm confused.

-Snifflin’ Mac Sparrow ~ Cooper
Weirdly silent and unconstructive, I says.

-Almost-Blind Nerwen ~ Navigator/Sea Artist
A funny 'un, no doubt.

-Lil' Green the Staggering Drunk ~ Powder Monkey
Could we lynch 'her just be'cos she never gets lynch'd on Day1?

-Poop Deck Kath ~ Musician (Pipe)
She's okay, she makes sense.

-Cowerin' Gwath Slasher ~ Powder Monkey
Not much substance, yarr.

-Pirate Nogrod the Fashionably Late ~ Gunner
Sorta abnormally banterish, me thinks.

-Slippery McCabbie Dagger ~ Boatswain
Slippery indeed.

-Dancin' Mira Blythe ~ Striker
Didn't give much o' an impression on me.

-Ham-Hands Izzy ~ Striker
Hasn't posted, eh?

-Short Ruth Mithril ~ Cook
Kinda silent and refrained. Weird.

-Stinkin' Eön Bloodbeard ~ Powder Monkey
Seems ok enuff.

Hmmm I'll be thinkin fer a while n then I'll be votin - dunno who, but possibly someun whose contributions dun exactly impress me. Me suspicions are ridiculously vague, after all. We'll see.

[Annunfuiniel]

Originally Posted by Thinlómien

-High-Pitched Annu ~ Surgeon
Givin 'er the newbie benefit o' doubt fer toDay.

Why thanke' o ye Infected 'un. But I ortin' t' be votin' fer ye fer callin' me Olutkannu (tho it rhymes)!

Arrr, this be mighty hard! None o' ye be havin' spake anythin' useful while I be in me bed. Said a lot but nay much, if ye catch me drift.

Me gut feelin's that thar be somethin' "funny" in th' way Boro and Nog be attackin' one another... But ev'n more worryin' be th' thin' with th' 'otes a-scatterin'!

Originally Posted by Macalaure

Boro -> Nogrod
Shasta -> Boro
Little Green -> Shasta

An' whom might Nogrod be voting? If it'll be Lil, thar seems to be a patt'rn... or nay.

[Mithalwen]

Originally Posted by Thinlómien

-Short Ruth Mithril ~ Cook
Kinda silent and refrained. Weird.
[I]
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refrained.... to the best of my knowledge I have never been frained in my life..is this some painful nautical thing like having one's bottom caulked?

[Mithalwen]

OK ye silent ones I must vote in 5 minutes or be modfired..:S

[Mithalwen]

++Nogrod

[Boromir88]

Originally Posted by Mithalwen

OK ye silent ones I must vote in 5 minutes or be modfired..:S

If ye ha'e a tough time with pickin' randomly in the dark, just vote me out. Please, it would spare me 'tis misery.

Edit: well...guess I be too late

[Rikae]

Shasta, that be treacherous talk. Arr, I see no point in double lynchin' anybody until doin' so is likely to give us some really useful information. We double lynch Greenie, and we're either rid o' a cobbler (who can't do much harm now anyway) but don't know anythin', or we have proved Nerwen's innocence, but later in th' game, a double lynch o' th' right person will probably benefit us a lot more. I thought ye were bein' framed by th' aggressors, but now I be havin' second thoughts. Arrr.

[Boromir88]

Arrgree Rikae, an' it really wouldn't prove Nerwen innocent...Greenie said she could be a co-conspie...I jus' think fer today I won't consider lynchin' Nerwen.

[Annunfuiniel]

Originally Posted by Rikae

Shasta, that be treacherous talk.

Aye, me notions exactly! Try an' state yer reasons better fer double lynching Greenie, Shasta, or ye be makin' me more suspicious o' ye.

[Nogrod]

Originally Posted by Rikae

Shasta, that be treacherous talk. Arr, I see no point in double lynchin' anybody until doin' so is likely to give us some really useful information. We double lynch Greenie, and we're either rid o' a cobbler (who can't do much harm now anyway) but don't know anythin', or we have proved Nerwen's innocence, but later in th' game, a double lynch o' th' right person will probably benefit us a lot more.

+ if we learnt Nerwen is an innocent she would be dead the next Night - or probably the next.

I thought ye were bein' framed by th' aggressors, but now I be havin' second thoughts. Arrr.

I said already in the morning that Shasta's joke looked fishy. And this will not help our First Mate look good.

Oh, I see some interesting things posted... Just a minute.

[satansaloser2005]

I be getting to page five later, me hearties.


So th' little green drunk be dead, she be. I says there be several thing she could be aiming for with her reveal whatsit, but not all of them be safe to be saying in front of ye mutinous dogs. She be dead, and she ain't be giving real bearings on crewmember's allegiences yet, so let's be leaving her alone.

The puffy shirt one, she be missing a big post, and she be sad about it. Poor matey, let's all give her a moment of silence. (Or a moment with Silas, the other cabin boy, if ye be the drunken Green or if Nerwen's going deaf as well as blind.) Ye-Not-Really-Ol'-but-I-can't-resist-th'-title-Mith be not talking in our piratey tongue, but that's no reason to be cutting out hers. Still be a lot of banter in this here ship, methinks.

There be a vote for the high-pitched one, and I don't see much point in followin it.

I still think we should hook up un o' them shiny musical devices and listen to some Sinatra. (And because I know not everyone will pick up on my silliness, I'm referring to the song Mack the Knife, which opens with the lines "Oh the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear....")


All in all, be a lot of trouble if ye little hiccuping one be telling th' truth, but we got bigger Kraken (pronounced crackin', ye landlubbers) to fry right now.


Page five ahoy!

[Shastanis Althreduin]

An' he keeps 'em pearly white, Mac.

X'd with... rather a lot.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Yar! in true sea-dog style, I've been tearing the skin,
while idling by, off my ol' vi-o-lin
and emptying bottles of the 40% gold

And in such time as this proudman should
be of a collapsing, here on this island of wood,
My song renders your bones cold

A wailing! And yet more wailing! And thus!
In fear and loathing, shipmates scramble and cuss,
and their minds to Davy are sold -

And now!

Black comes the night, decay and death;
A poor acquaintance shall lose the breath
when his book is bound to fold.

Mirandir! Mirandir! Your scheming redundant
Your actions are a show, simple, transparent,
Green's death had no secrets to behold.

An honest appraisal? Clearly, nay!
Despicable showmanship? Verily, aye!
Your act is seen! The style is old.

++MIRANDIR

Rum is pointless. There's so little time allotted to us and so much whisky to enjoy.

[Gwathagor]

Originally Posted by Thinlómien

Kath's makin almost suspiciously lot o' sense. But I like that.

Avast - come about now, what do ye mean by that?