The Barrow Downs Newspaper

[Morthoron]

To the so-called Editor:

I must again vehemently protest your staff's annoying lack of mentioning me in your inane paper. It has been several issues now, and I have not been linked to iceberg lettuce sinking shrimp boats, cows that lack udder sense, or Scotland Yard's dandelion problems. How can I adequately complain about the infuriatingly nonsenical manner in which you portray yourself as a purported print purveyor, providing puerile press for the pathetic public, if I can't get worked up about anything? Your lack of providing me with a reason to attack you is preposterous! In fact, the provocative manner in which you are not attacking me is in itself a provocation. Stop it this instant!

Yours affectionately,
Morthoron
Dark Elf of Note

[Laurinquë]

That's not to mention the giant, mad sandwich monster sat in the Withywindle flailing its tentacles around in the air for no reason.

Dear me. Where was I during all of this? I always seem to miss the weekly destruction of the Barrow-Downs. I really ought to give Tom Bombadil a break from his daily harassment for a while and pay more attention to the local news.

Oh yes, and I was also wondering if you were looking for any article submissions Hookbill; the most extraordinary things happened over at TGEW's barrow the other night. I think they would make for a good article.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Laurinquë

Oh yes, and I was also wondering if you were looking for any article submissions Hookbill; the most extraordinary things happened over at TGEW's barrow the other night. I think they would make for a good article.

I'm always open to submissions. They make me so happy!

[Laurinquë]

Excellent! When would you like it in by?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Laurinquë

Excellent! When would you like it in by?

Well, because I'm going to be quite busy this weekend, I'll probably be making the paper on Friday (As opposed to the Sunday night, which is when I usually throw it together. ), so any time before then.

By the way, I hope you people doing the P&A guest comics are coming along nicely. Not long to go now. Volume 2 will be done in about two weeks. Episode 100 has a really big cliffhanger!

[Kent2010]

I love Death - he makes me want to start typing in all caps.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Originally Posted by Laurinquë

Dear me. Where was I during all of this? I always seem to miss the weekly destruction of the Barrow-Downs. I really ought to give Tom Bombadil a break from his daily harassment for a while and pay more attention to the local news.

Oh yes, and I was also wondering if you were looking for any article submissions Hookbill; the most extraordinary things happened over at TGEW's barrow the other night. I think they would make for a good article.

Yes, you should stop, ever since Tom Bombadil first came to your house, things have really gotten out of hand. Coming through a rift in time and space can be tiring work, you know.

Extraordinary things happened at my barrow? What about the things that happened at your barrow?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Well, there are only FOUR episodes left! Pretty soon we'll reach the end of The Phantom and Alien Volume 2. What surprises are still in store? Will The Phantom get out of this situation? Let's see, shall we?



Catch up on the previous episodes;
HERE!

It's been a lot of fun, this season. I hope you've all enjoyed it.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

I love lal's expression at the end of this!

I just noticed how obsessed I am.. Last night I was discussing Phantom and Alien with my little brother, I decided that he is not a hard core fan because he doesn't know who Fungoltch und Schmirt are.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

I decided that he is not a hard core fan because he doesn't know who Fungoltch und Schmirt are.

I don't think Fungoltch und Schmirt know who Fungoltch und Schmirt are.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I don't think Fungoltch und Schmirt know who Fungoltch und Schmirt are.

That's funny. Anyway, I mentioned them and he said "Who?" Although my brother has created a Phantom and Alien fan club, he should learn how to read, then he could read more of them. His favourite is the one with the "Cat teleporter".