If LotR had been written by someone else!? - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Estelyn Telcontar · 04-03-2009, 01:03 PM

If lolcats had written LotR: (idea generated by Lush's signature)

Book 1, The Itti Bitti Fellowkitti Committi

Bilbo: Oh hai - I haz berfday, can haz partee?

Gandalf: I r seryus wizard, ring iz evul, you no can keep.

Frodo: I must leeve Shire, destroi Basement Cat's ring.

Sam, Pippin, Merry: Itti bitti kitti committi goes wif u.

Tom Bombadil: I kill hooman who dressed me in blue jackit an yello boots.

Strider: I iz Aracat, son of Arapaw, I goes wif u.

Bill the Pony: Where ma bukkit?

Ringwraiths: We comez from Morrdorr, Basement Cat says mwa-ha-ha!

Frodo: I can haz horsie, 'scape evul riderz?! Kthxbai.

(to be continued - perhaps by others?)

04-03-2009, 01:03 PM	#9
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	If lolcats had written LotR: (idea generated by Lush's signature) Book 1, The Itti Bitti Fellowkitti Committi Bilbo: Oh hai - I haz berfday, can haz partee? Gandalf: I r seryus wizard, ring iz evul, you no can keep. Frodo: I must leeve Shire, destroi Basement Cat's ring. Sam, Pippin, Merry: Itti bitti kitti committi goes wif u. Tom Bombadil: I kill hooman who dressed me in blue jackit an yello boots. Strider: I iz Aracat, son of Arapaw, I goes wif u. Bill the Pony: Where ma bukkit? Ringwraiths: We comez from Morrdorr, Basement Cat says mwa-ha-ha! Frodo: I can haz horsie, 'scape evul riderz?! Kthxbai. (to be continued - perhaps by others?) __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...' Last edited by Estelyn Telcontar; 04-03-2009 at 01:26 PM. Reason: added one last word...

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