Middle-earth Bad Popularity Cup

[Tuor in Gondolin]

+ + William

Not only was he a great humanitarian
toward burrahobbits:

Poor little blighter! Let him go!

But he showed tactical survival sense beyond his mates:

Shut yer mouth! Yer can't expect folk to stop
here for ever just to be et by you and Bert. You've et a
village and half between yer, since we come down from
the mountains. How much more d'yer want? And times
been up our way, when yer'd have said 'thank yer Bill' fora nice bit
'o fat valley mutton like what this is.