The Barrow Downs Newspaper

[Nerwen]

Letter to the Editor

Dear Sir/Madam,

I wish to bring to your attention the fact that your article* "Why Are Cats So Evil" falls short of The Downer's usual high standard of journalism by failing to address the wide spectrum of feline morality.

Studies have shown that malevolence is strongly linked to coat-colour. Levels are lowest among dark-coloured or tabby cats** and increase as pigmentation is reduced. Pure evil is found only amongst white cats*** such as the unpleasant specimen in the attached image, pictured while planning its latest world domination attempt.

I trust that future articles will present a more accurate picture of the extensive and completely unbiased research into this vitally important issue.

Yours Sincerely,

Nerwen,
Director,
White Cats Must Die Institute.

*Or headline, whatever.
**Like mine, by a strange coincidence.
***Like my brother's, by an even stranger coincidence.