Melkor's Master? - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Lord Halsar · 03-30-2007, 12:27 PM

Over the past years, Melkor had it all. He had power, money, and good servants. but now, Melkor's reign was coming to an end.

Sauron: Master.
Melkor: Yes, what do you want.
Sauron: Wellllllllllllllllllllllllllll. Gothmog is dead. The orcs just turned irreversably stupid for no reason. and the trolls aren't using the outhouse you built for them.
Melkor: What!? then where are the trolls doing their buisness.
Sauron: Look around you.
Melkor: Eeeeeeeew! its on the ceiling!
Sauron: O and i'm gonna go and hide for a few centuries in that place in the East. Good luck ruling Angband, sir.
Melkor: How could things get any worse.
Melkor's master's voice: Melkor, I want my lawn mower back!
Melkor: I had to ask.

03-30-2007, 12:27 PM	#5
Lord Halsar Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 'Round the corner, down the well, passed the Balrog, straight to HELL! Posts: 77	The reason for Melkor's Fall Over the past years, Melkor had it all. He had power, money, and good servants. but now, Melkor's reign was coming to an end. Sauron: Master. Melkor: Yes, what do you want. Sauron: Wellllllllllllllllllllllllllll. Gothmog is dead. The orcs just turned irreversably stupid for no reason. and the trolls aren't using the outhouse you built for them. Melkor: What!? then where are the trolls doing their buisness. Sauron: Look around you. Melkor: Eeeeeeeew! its on the ceiling! Sauron: O and i'm gonna go and hide for a few centuries in that place in the East. Good luck ruling Angband, sir. Melkor: How could things get any worse. Melkor's master's voice: Melkor, I want my lawn mower back! Melkor: I had to ask. __________________ My time is at an end, for I have walked from Valinor to the Far-east where men have not gone for millennia. Demons have fallen before me. And now... I must rest...

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