Melkor's Master?

[Lord Halsar]

Good one(not a sarcastic reply)
heres mine.


Melkor sat silently within the Void. it had been five hundred years since the letter came, telling him of his coming rescue. suddenly, the door behind him opened.
into the Void stepped Manwe.
"Okay Melkor, you're free to go. " he stopped and sniffed the air around him. he quickly covered his nose. "Aaaaaa! what's that stench?! " he screamed.
"Well you didn't give me a toilet or a shower in here. " said Melkor.
Manwe ran back outside. his legs seemed to be ready to collapse. behind the door Melkor heard, "You can stay back there for the rest of eternity for all i care! That was horrid! "
Melkor lifted his armpit and gave a quick sniff. then he toppled over and didn't get up again for two more years.