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09-26-2005, 02:45 PM
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
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Seriously, how should one take a critic with the name of Pam Hotthen? With cream and hold the sugar or shaken and not stirred?
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I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away. Last edited by Bęthberry; 09-26-2005 at 03:06 PM. |
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09-26-2005, 03:45 PM
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Everlasting Whiteness
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams
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Oh I am so embarrassed. It took me until the bit where it said Elijah Wood was English to realise that it was in fact a complete joke!
 Very amusing though. Kept me entertained for a happy few minutes upon realising this person was not simply stupid.
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09-27-2005, 12:13 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A cosmic waiting room
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I didn't think it was all that funny. Especially in comparisan to that pointlesswasteoftime article 50 Reasons why LOTR Sucks.
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09-27-2005, 01:03 AM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
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...wait a minute? Judi Dench?!?
 I don't want to see a cross-dressing Saruman! The nerve
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09-27-2005, 09:43 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles)
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Sauron- The big baddie, the top nasty man, the epitome of evil... Who should've been cast in this role? A bald-headed Mike Myers. And yes, Dr. Evil would have been perfect. Saruman could even be mini me ==================================== So let's see. If Sauron is Dr. Evil, then a meeting of Sauron with the nazgul would be: The Witch King of Angmar---Number Two (cries when Sauron berates him for missing the Ring in Eriador) 2nd nazgul---Scott Evil 3rdnazgul---Frau Farbissina etc. By the way, would that make Gandalf Basil Exposition?
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09-27-2005, 03:25 PM
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Fair and Cold
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: the big onion
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You mean McKellen's not from God's Country? I was nearly fooled. Suggest replacing Sauron with Michael Jackson next time around, if they're going to try to frighten anyone the substitution would work much better than giant eyeball, in my opinion.
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09-28-2005, 01:51 PM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: the Shadow Gallery
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<------I would prefer Hayden over Pierce for Aragorn...
But would any of us mind seeing Ashton!Gandalf uncloaked?
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