The Other Movies

[DarkRose]

I really hated that movie too. I just watch it to laugh my head off.<P>- First of all, the voices are simply dreadful. <BR>- They made Aragorn look like an Indian or something. Not that I have anything against Indians, but...gah, I dunno. It just didn't seem right.<BR>- Sam was SCARY! The gap between his two front teeth was ridiculous. It gave me nightmares. <BR>- The Nazgul were simply HILARIOUS. Especially when one of them makes this funny noise. Its like a half laugh, half moan. Me and my brother often immitate it. <BR>- The Balrog is to die for! It looks like a man with butterfly wings strapped to his back. <BR>- Boromir looks like a viking.<BR>- Gandalf is psycho and very mean. At the Council of Elrond, when Bilbo says something, he snaps at Bilbo to be quiet and sit down.<BR>- The hobbits are just downright idiotic. <BR>- The animation itself is primative and ugly.<BR>- The intro to the movie is...ugh. <BR>- At the Prancing Pony, its very weird and frightening. The people are kinda half-animated and half real. <BR>- At one point, when the Ring Wraiths are riding after Frodo, the background is all druggy and psychodelic. <P>There's so much more wrong with that movie! But its hilarious to make fun of. I recommend watching it if you're in a morose mood. On the other hand, it may make you even more depressed.