Rip Off!!!!

[dragoneyes]

*The hobbits carry on walking without event*
Merry: It would be far more interesting if we went through the old forest.
Pippin: Good original name that!
Frodo: Yes, let's go through the old forest
*They turn around and walk to the old forest*
Pippin: Oooo! It's scary in there! Do we have to go?
Frodo: Well we're here now, so yes.
*They enter the forest*
Sam: I don't think the trees like us being here.
Trees: We certainly don't! You're treading on our feet!
Sam: *Jumps off a tree-root* Oops, sorry.
Pippin: We only want to get through!
Trees: We're not stopping you.
Merry: Yes, why did you say that Pippin?
Pippin: I don't know...
Frodo: Oooh look a stream! Lets follow it into the darkest, most evil part of the wood!
Sam, Merry, Pippin: Alright.
*They follow the stream and finally come across old man willow*
Sam: I feel sleepy.
Pippin: Me too.
*they sit at the base of the willow and fall asleep*
Splash
Frodo: ARG!
Sam: Hmmm?
Frodo: I'm drowning!
Sam: In what?
Frodo: In the river!
Sam: Frodo, stand up.
Frodo: Oh yeah.
Frodo: Stupid tree *kicks the tree*
*high pitched, muffled ow emits from the tree*
Sam: Was that the tree?
Pippin: No, It was me! Can't you see my legs?
Frodo: Ah, I see now.
*pulls the legs*
Pippin: OW! That's not helping
Sam: Merry's trapped too!
Merry: You quick minded little hobbit you!
Frodo: *panics and runs around* Help help!
POP!
*everyone is standing on the other side of the old forest*
Merry: What happened there?
Frodo: Who knows?
*they continue walking towards the Barrow Downs*