A idea about the "fangirl" Problem we've been having

[HerenIstarion]

The Underground Treasury of Leprechauns (Ltd) is reported to announce it is cutting short it's sponsorship program for celebrities-to-be. As a press-attaché of the Treasury told our correspondent, since all potters went to Hogwarts, leprechauns supply of pots for their gold was cut short. Though, as selfsame press-attaché announces, Treasury is seriously considering a project of issuing it's own credit cards. There is a plan to establish the original network of ATM throughout the world. ATM will be installed by Golems Inc, and made out of finest china porcelain golems. The ATM are reported to have passed tests successfully, though the cash advance process is rather peculiar - customer is supposed to stick the card into golems mouth, than make a tour around it and wait for his cash on the other side. Leprechaun Treasury (Ltd) and Golems Inc announce that their cooperation will not end with this single project, and we are to meet new products in nearest future.

-The Nightly Palantir-