"The Hobbit: There And Back Again" To be Renamed "The Battle of the Five Armies" - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Morthoron · 07-29-2014, 10:27 AM

"Peter Jackson has got your goat!"
I snicker with a sheepish grin:
First coneys and sleds to rabbit on,
And just as the plot wore thin,
This new haresy to aggravate ewe --
A film-induced coma
From the barnyard aroma
Wafting above the din.

But Pete shall ram his petty view --
This parody, this jest, this mock --
Down the collective throats of those
Like lambs who wait patiently in the dock,
And blindly submit
While they sit through the sh*t
This fleecing of the flock.

07-29-2014, 10:27 AM	#10
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,515	"Peter Jackson has got your goat!" I snicker with a sheepish grin: First coneys and sleds to rabbit on, And just as the plot wore thin, This new haresy to aggravate ewe -- A film-induced coma From the barnyard aroma Wafting above the din. But Pete shall ram his petty view -- This parody, this jest, this mock -- Down the collective throats of those Like lambs who wait patiently in the dock, And blindly submit While they sit through the sht This fleecing of the flock. __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.*