What if Sauron got the ring?

Shagrat goes to see Sauron, he's grinnig like a good one cause he knows he's in for a promation.

Shagrat: "Master I have found the One ring for you"

He holds out his filthy hand, in his palm is the ring Sauron has been after and after all these years it's finaly found it's way back to him. There is a long pause.

Shagrat: "Master are you not going to take your ring and then bring darkness to all of middle earth."

Sauron looks around big floating lidless eye that he is. He looks at his ring, then looks around again and notices his complete lack of arms and most of all fingers, he looks back at the ring.

Sauron: "Oh Bugger!"


THE END