No hairdressers in Middle-earth! (that's for sure)

Look at those Orcs. They seriously need a makeover and a hair cut. And look at Saruman's hair and Gandalf's! Their hair is so long that it probably has never been cut and never will be cut, that's for sure! And the Men. Their hair is all shoulder length (perhaps it doesn't grow as fast as some other races. Or maybe it was the fashion in Middle-earth to have long hair. The Dwarves never cut their bushes of hair. They plait their beards. The Elves have very long hair, but at least they manage to keep it silky and clean. I wonder.....Maybe there was no need for a hairdresser in Middle-earth!

I was just thinking. (he he)